plast-o-meter

What a particular female looks like after I’ve plastered her face!

( Came on)

That girl in the blue shirt is a definite 9.1 on the plast-o-meter

by Tre808 January 7, 2018

Daup-o-meter

The scale on which daups are judged.

Ranked on a scale from 1-5
1- Tasty
2- Delicious

3- Scrumptious

4- Exquisite

5- Devine

Person 1: How much of a Daup is this
Person 2: Let us consult the Daup-o-meter

by handlesog December 22, 2020

Armchair Meter Maid

When you take it upon yourself to tell people how to park or shun someone’s parking or take it upon yourself to call out someone parking in a handicapped spot not knowing their condition

Dan used his wife’s handicap placard to go into the store. an armchair meter maid cussed him out for parking there.

by Dnurse15 April 20, 2023

Weep-O-Meter

The thing that is the Weep-O-Meter is that it measures how hard you cry at a movie,at birth,etc. There are 5 grades.

Grade 1 = No crying
Grade 2 = Sadness felt inside
Grade 3 = Silent crying,you will tear for real
Grade 4 = Real,normal audible crying
Grade 5 = WWAAAAAHHH *floods with tears* ohhhh NOOOOOOO *30 mins later* *sobs* eeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

(back in the mid-90s)
Guy1:Dude! DUDE!!! Did you saw that brand spanking new The Lion King?
Guy2:Yes,the part when Mufasa died caused a 3 on the Weep-O-Meter for me. That was sad,but I'm strong...
Guy1:*sobs* not flashbacks again... I g-got 5...

by NonBad February 26, 2020

kink-o-meter

the device that measures the level of kinkiness in a given situation.

JT's comment about the vibrator raised the level on the kink-o-meter beyond the limits of safety.

by Infinity.Syc0 July 20, 2008

swamp donkage meter

A meter rating a swamp donkey on a 1-10 scale. Relates to the 1-10 scale of the hottness meter but rates how ugly/fat these girls really are. 1 being the least ugly/fat 10 being the most ugly/fat. A 1 on the swamp donkage meter is not to be confused with a 1 on a hottness meter, as a swamp donkey is much much worse.

Damn that girls fucking nasty.

Yeah shes definitely a 10 on the swamp donkage meter.

by PoopyyHead June 25, 2009

thot-o-meter

A boner, the longer it is the more of a thot the female you see is.

Thot: Hey there, big boy.

Thot Destroyer: My thot-o-meter is higher than ever, BEGONE!

by 69xXx_Memez_xXx69 May 24, 2018