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The mcdonald's effect 

When a girls snaps make her look good but apon seeing her she is a "munter"

Just as in advertisements for mcdonald's burgers they look delicious but in real life they're poorly crafted monstrositys
Person 1: guys it happend.
Person 2: what happend?
Person 1: the mcdonald's effect.
Person 2: unlucky.

Pulling a McDonald's 

When visiting a restarant (primarily a McDonald's) and you get mad from the bad service, so you piss over the toilet seat and/or floor.
They assembled my hamburger like a piece of ass, so I decided I was going yo be Pulling a McDonald's all over the bathroom.

too much mcdonald's 

An insult to say to fat or obese people, especially if they like burgers and fries.

Dooma Dowma Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay McDonald's Zombie 

It's like Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay but to a higher extreme. It is so much more offensive that it can end worlds. Please use with extreme caution. Witches have been known to use this word long ago. We are lucky to still be standing today...
Person 1: You're an Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay!

Person 2: Oi?? Well YOU'RE a Dooma Dowma Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay McDonald's Zombie!!

Person 1 was found dead later that day...

Ronald McDonald’s revenge

A sex act where a man covers a woman’s vagina in honey mustard from McDonald’s then inserts a single McDonald’s French fry into his urethra then proceeds to have violent sex with her and during the whole experience he calls her his “little hamburger clown”
Guy1: hey bro what did you do last night?

Guy2: oh nothing, I just gave my girl the Ronald McDonald’s Revenge.

Happy the Mcdonald's Happy Meal Mascot 

The new mascot for the happy meal that is beyond terrifying, with bulging eyes a serial killer smile. No doubt this will only give your kids nightmares and may require several therapy sessions.
No words can describe this new fast food monstrosity, Happy the Mcdonald's Happy Meal mascot!