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synthetic materialism

A framework of material reality as a manifestation of the irreversible nature of linear time

Posits linear time, material reality, and history as illusions or antitheses of Nietzsche's nihilism.

The synthesis of Karl Marx's dialectical materialism
Synthetic materialism argues that there is no history and by extension that there is no material reality.

Rather than material reality creating the illusion of a past, synthetic materialism argues that the past creates the illusion of material reality
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mafternoon

a greeting for the time of day between morning and afternoon
Peter: Mafternoon Michael.

Michael: Mafternoon to you too, Peter.
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toilet material

Any material used while defecating on the toilet. Can be a magazine, shampoo bottle, or a book. This material is usually pointless, but makes for good reading while doing number 2.
Hey Joe, hand me that toilet material ( while pointing at the back of a vhs case).
by ihihihih January 14, 2010
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dirt magert

Someone who mooches off of everyone and in general has no consideration for anyone but themselves. A rude, deceiving, and selfish person.
Going out to dinner with a group of people and "dirt magert" orders a large meal. When the bill comes "dirt magert" suddenly realizes they left their wallet at home
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officer material

A mildly derogatory military term for someone who is totally clueless and is therefore obviously incapable of leading others.
He couldn't find his butt in the dark with a flashlight and trips over his own bootlaces. Yeah, he's real officer material all right.
by Edword July 31, 2006
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Maheras

An assome Greek family. 2 boss kids. One girl one boy. The girl is hilarious, And smart. But she is a not a fast person, but an excellent tennis player.

She is also in love with a soccer player.
Katharine Maheras
by Greere February 21, 2010
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Magers

A derivation of the word "Pers" which stands for personal or the amount of an item, thing, or substance that is retained and kept for personal use because it is better and higher quality. Magers is is the extreme emphasis of the word pers, and explains the absolute love, quality, and desire for that personal amount.
Bob - "Hey man, I went to McDonalds last night and ordered their Crispy Chicken, it was so pers!"

Dave - "Ya, well I ordered 2 Jr. Chicken value menu sandwiches, and they were so MAGERS!"
by G Glaser June 11, 2008
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