extreme masterbation

masterbating so hard it gives you a nice warm feeling then hurts

guy 1-i did some extreme masterbation today
guy 2-did it hurt?
guy 1 at the end, yes.

by rob billy June 18, 2011

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Masturbatoreum

coined by the great r/oman Horvaticus, a term referring to an individual's sanctuary of self-pleasure

"Then I made cereal and retired to my masturbatoreum"--Horvaticus

by Buryedpleasure November 29, 2012

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Masterbotorium

An assigned room for masterbation

Gerald spent hours in his masterbotorium knuckling his nudger to various brazzers movies!

by Db9790 July 7, 2017

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Any location in a single guy's living quarters consisting of pornographic material and a cum-stained office chair reeking of old ass sweat, cigarette smoke, and beer. After 1995, said spaces also contained a personal computer dedicated to storing and searching for hardcore pornagrahy.

Some masturbatoriums can grow quite large, taking up whole basements of houses. These are dedicated to both masturbation and entertaining. This larger space may contain an old sofa, games, and mini fridges for use during the refractory periods of the host and his guests.

The Tesla Factory in Fremont, CA, could be viewed as an example of a 21st century masturbatorium on a grand scale. In lieu of pornography, the masturbatorium is adorned with images of the latest models, as well as pictures of the company president's life from childhood to present.

by anonymous February 11, 2023

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