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Mason

Mason is a fucking simp
by chaseweese7 July 19, 2020
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Mason

He loves toes, and he hates Abel. He is so nice and funny but be warned his jokes are extremely complex and big brained so only people named Brenna will get them. He likes Lacrosse which is kinda weird but we still stan him because he is the best person you will ever meet even if he doesnt like Nicki Minaj. He knows how to cheer you up and is a really good problem solver and he wears cool clothes.
Woah wtf is that MASON? omg he is doing pro-pushups he is so talented, I bet he is very cool and awesome
by breadbitch May 18, 2021
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Mason

Has a huge cock.
He’s not too big but he’ll kick your ass if you piss him off
Has good hair
Does well in school even though he hates it
Has a lot of friends
Is very funny.
Omg Mason is so sweet! He just gave me all his money just so I could buy food!

Lana: Mason is so sweet!
Jennifer: What’d he do?
Lana: He beat this jerk for me when he was taking my stuff

Mason always says hi to me
by MegaChompers9000 October 2, 2019
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Mason

A fucking retard who has no friends. If you say anything remotely mean, he will start packing because he thinks he's cool and funny. He is 10 but sounds like he is 7, and when he gets bullied, he tries to man up. He plays Roblox because that's how much of a little kid he is! Also, he dated his sister's friend for fun, so that just proves that he is an idiot.
Lara: Have you met Mason?
Brian: Yeah. What a fucking moron!
by winterhurts April 13, 2020
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Mason

the most annoying person you will ever meet, he’s a backstabbing terrible person and will not treat you right. if you meet a mason, watch out because he will probably cuss you out if you don’t like the same football team as him.
Person 1: omg mason totally hit on me today

Person 2: EWWWW he’s so gross

Person 1: yeah agreed i don’t think he will ever be able to get a girl 🙄
by arizona tea lover March 16, 2020
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Mason

Mason
The sweetest southern boy that will sweep you off your feet and treat you like a queen. He’s a great friend and an even better boyfriend. He’s super social and all his friends love him. If you don’t like mason there’s something wrong with you. He sees your inner beauty and always knows right from wrong. He’s the hardest worker you will ever meet. He is seriously the most attractive man you will ever meet and he has the most perfect face. His body is literally godlike but he’s still self conscious about it. He treats his family with respect and is open minded about all subjects. He’s smart, driven, and will do anything to better his future and his kids’ future. He isn’t picky unless it’s sour cream, and isn’t afraid of a challenge. He comes off as tough but once you fall for him you’ll realize he’s a true romantic and you’ll basically have butterflies in your stomach for eternity from his immense cuteness and perfect date ideas. He’s the greatest cuddler and will hold you while you sleep, he’s also the greatest sex of your life. He will support you and fight for you and isn’t afraid to stand up for what’s right, even if it means putting himself in harms way. He’s honest and will create the most beautiful mixed babies. He is super humble and he’s proud of his abilities but he doesn’t like to show off so he keeps his achievements to himself. If you snag a mason, you won’t be able to settle for anyone else.
Girl 1: Did you hear that Josephine is dating Mason?
Girl 2: damn she’s a lucky girl
by icygirl456 March 31, 2020
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Mason

Mason is normally a small weak man who is shy. Mason is not shy when you get to know him but then can be annoying.
Your new friend is such a Mason
by Mc mastermind October 15, 2019
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