by tis8445 March 25, 2018
When your wife falls asleep in her sweets as soon as you walk in the door, then you put your laptop on her back and wank off to videos of other having sex.
by Wife is killing me December 07, 2013
Jojo’s bizarre married life- a gay fan fiction abomination produced by CLAMP where jotaro and kakyoin have children. It is the most god-aweful shitpost-worthy piece of media possibly ever created. It is the origin of the meme “kakyoin, did you lay this egg?” You sort of get the point. And their kid, jouta kujo, has a stand named after dish soap. And kakyoin poisons Dio with his horrible cooking. IT WAS ALSO ANIMATED BY STUDIO MADHOUSE. I wish I was kidding, somebody help
Person 1: have you read Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life ?
Person 2: don’t you ever fucking mention that fucking manga ever
Person 2: don’t you ever fucking mention that fucking manga ever
by GenosCyborg July 25, 2023
From stepbrothers, other people have seen it too.
by Solid Mantis June 27, 2020
by Yung.dagga.dikk August 29, 2017
Having a fantasy/crush on a married man, whom you suspect is sexually attracted to you, but you know he won't actually leave his wife, so it's kinda safe. And fun.
by MiaMya February 01, 2010
Ask your lover to marry you,
Or ask your best bud to platonically marry you, you can also use this date to confess to ur loved one
Or ask your best bud to platonically marry you, you can also use this date to confess to ur loved one
National marry me day is about appreciating your loved one
by T&A :)) May 18, 2022