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Lushball 

A social alcoholic that convinces themselves that it is ok because others participate as well. Lushballs always roll in packs. Typically if one Lushball is going to have a cocktail there will be a domino effect and all Lushballs in the vicinity will need to imbibe. Always a good time, at least that's what the other Lushballs think. Blackouts are not uncommon and not frowned upon.
I really wanted to drink last Tuesday but I didn't have a wingman so I called my Lushballs. Then I blacked out.
Lushball by Dongs Johnsons March 8, 2009
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damn kidd, that dude is lushed. he had one to many.
Lushed by kriolaa August 14, 2008
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lushotology 

Fake religion made up by the band "The Network" (who are actually the three members Green Day in disguise and two other people). It's a joke, part of the elaborate creation of The Network. Basically followers believe intoxication is great. Here's some of the fake history:

Controversial church established in 1981 by romance novel writer Hal Don Burre. He got the inspiration one day when he went to a bar, couldn't decide what to order, had the bartender pour all of the liquor into one glass, inventing the "Long Island Ice Tea." He then went inot a drug induced coma, envisioned the church, and wrote a book called Intoxication is Intoxicating. It became the new religions bible.
Tre: Dude, I'm in Lushotology
Mike: What the hell is that, man?
Tre: Uhhh...it's a great religion. We get drunk all the time
lushotology by JingJing October 8, 2005

Lushalicious 

That roast beef was lushalicious
Lushalicious by Spambuca December 9, 2018

lushis malfoy 

otherwise known as hair conditioner. The name was a term invented as a mickey-take name from the character Lucius Malfoy from Harry Potter. His hair was known to always look smooth, soft and stringy. The same effect comes from hair conditioner.
Hey Tara, did you use Lushis Malfoy last night? I did, you can just feel the stingyness radiating from my hair. (over-exagerates hand moving through hair.)

Naw, my brother was in the the shower for an hour instead. But I think I'll use it tomorrow.

You better because then you might end up with hair like Hermione Granger's.

Lushaism 

The religion whose motto is "Everything happens for a reason". One who follows Lushaism, or a Lushaist, live by this motto.
I'm a follower of Lushaism.

Lushaism is how I live my life.
Lushaism by Lushaist April 20, 2009
Like boomting or buffting but used to describe something thats just totally sick/lush!
Yeah army cadet camp this year was lushting!!

This icecream is lushting!
Lushting by Kaziana August 30, 2007