lurker

one who smokes your weed but never offers to smoke his or hers

"Don't let that lurker come, he never has any chron to blaze"

by RWC December 2, 2003

Lurel

It is a sex position where someone gets in doggy style formation, but they lift one of their legs over the shoulder of their partner while, at the same time, they get banged in the ass while getting fingered or fondeled.

I want to Lurel you right now, bitch!

by Coweezy June 8, 2010

Lurker

One who lurks, particularly online in chat mediums. Lurkers are fond of staying in the shadows like a spider but monitoring online chat activity all the while. Lurkers usually have a tendency to profess innocence of lurkdom, as well as offer excuses of supposed non-lurk activity when caught.

"Did you see that guy, Alan, online? Boy is HE a lurker."

by JahTheKwee88 June 30, 2015

Turkey Lurkey Time

A fun and extremely catchy song/dance number from "Promises Promises". The number, in the 1960's style, was a showstopper.

It's Turkey Lurkey Time, Tom Turkey ran away but he just came home. It's Turkey Lurkey Time, he's really home to stay, never more to roam.

by Goolia95 November 16, 2010

Turkey Lurkey Time

A crazy song/dance number from the musical "Promises Promises". It is extremely catchy and the dance is a lot of fun.

It's Turkey Lurkey Time. Tom Turkey ran away but he just came home. It's Turkey Lurkey Time. He's really home to stay, never more to roam.

by Goolia22 November 18, 2010

lurker

A lurker is a girl at a party (the ugliest bia there). The Lurker just chills pretending to drink throughout the party. She is looking for the drunkest guy there. When she finds a drunk ass guy she makes her move. usaully said guy is to drunk to resist and they bone. this is one of the worst things that can happen to a guy because they will always be remembered for banging the shit out of that fat ass bia.

P.S. a true friend warns his drunken friends that he is being lurked

Damn did you see that Gregs drunk ass almost got lurked but bobby saved him, thats a true friend.Plus she was one ugly ass lurker.

by JacobR28 April 22, 2008

Lurve

When you feel so unbelievably amazing about somebody that love doesn't seem to do it. It's the greatest feeling in the world, and you'd take absolutely any opportunity to be with the person you lurve. Staying up late at night thinking about them, staring into their eyes to escape reality, longing to hear their laugh, see their smile, feel their hug. You can't compare lurve to anything else, so unless you lurve someone you can't imagine the feeling. If you lurve someone, you know.

Mark knew he lurved Stephanie the first time they met eyes...he couldn't look away.

by Crappachino91 June 15, 2006