cadet lube 

To engage in anal activities carefully. The beginner/novice in anal activities whom requires much lubrication.
i.e (To handle with kid gloves).

Mike: I'm gona fuck him hard.
James: Go easy on me, i can't handle it raw!
Mike: Get the cadet lube then newb.

cadet lube by Johnerthan September 3, 2006

food lube 

Any type of liquid condiment placed on food.

This mustard makes for awesome food lube.

food lube by blaip October 13, 2010

diarrhea lube 

After doing a fresh diarrhea. You wipe your ass and your finger breaks through the paper, thus fingering your own ass using your diarrhea as lubrication.

Person 1: babe I just had diarrhea lube. I think we should try anal when you have diarrhea lube.
Person 2: that sounds great

diarrhea lube by Weirdthoughts101 March 5, 2018

Poo Lube

Fingering someone in the ass, only using poo as lube.

Jayson: I am going to stick a finger up your ass and only use poo lube.

Poo Lube by BUTT0N August 6, 2018

Mr.lube 

A gay pedophile for a gym teach that jerks off while you change.

Ryan is just like Mr.lube

Mr.lube by GoEatAnAss October 18, 2019

Jiffy Lube 

When you put peanut butter, preferably Jiffy, in a girl's vagina and then bang her hard.

Dude last night I gave this girl a nice oil change.

Really? You gave her the good old Jiffy Lube huh?

Oh yeah. it was sweet.

Jiffy Lube by Little Deb Deb December 14, 2010

poo lube

The residual lube left on an unwiped anus directly after a bowl movement.

Last night my wife took a dump, and I fucked her in the ass using her own poo lube.

poo lube by wwjsd December 6, 2013