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holocaust

An event that once referred to the mass murder of millions of innocent people simply because they were Jews, Poles, Slavs, Russians, homosexuals, etc, but soon will be referred to the mass extermination of neo-Nazi punks and white supremacist assholes. Neo-Nazis and white supremacist motherfuckers are the stupidest and lowest forms of life on Earth. People like those who wrote 9 and 10 have no place among civilized human beings.
Teacher: Today class we are going to learn about the Holocaust.
Student: My daddy said the Holocaust was a bad thing because the Nazis killed lots of Jews for no reason.
Teacher: That's right, but the Holocaust I'm referring to actually cleansed the planet of neo-Nazi and white supremacist filth. So now it is a good thing.
Student: oh. cool. How did we kill them all?
Teacher: We rounded them up, stuffed them onto trains and kept them there for weeks without food or water and some died and some had to eat each other's shit and drink each other's piss to stay alive. Those that lived were put into camps and then gassed in huge chambers before being cremated and sent to hell where they belong.
Student: COOL!!!!
by ihatenazisandwhitesupremacists October 15, 2006
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The Holocaust

A major element of the Nazi Black Legend.
Person 1: "The Holocaust narrative doesn't even make sense."

Person 2: "It's been used by the jews as a predicate to acquire billions of dollars in 'reparations'."

Person 1: "...We're gonna need a bigger oven..."
by KiggerNike August 19, 2023
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yolocaust

The discrimination against, rude or unnecessary comments/actions toward, and/or the killing of any number of people. Because yolo.
Guy 1: Hey man, look at those old people playing bingo.

Guy 2: Let's shoot all of them.. because yolo.

Guy 1: Alright bro, but then we gotta go throw dog shit at those kids at the park.. because yolo.

Guy 2: Damn, we're about to have a yolocaust on our hands!
by JustAnotherGingerNigger November 6, 2012
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lolocost

An inaccurate variant spelling of "lolocaust," circulated particularly among the semi-literate and those who clearly haven't read much about the Second World War.
That someone took the time to submit a separate entry on 'lolocost' when the more obvious definition is just above it in the Urban Dictionary—it's enough to precipitate the lolocalypse.
by The Brometheus May 9, 2011
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Blonde holocaust

When you hate a blonde so much you become hitler 2.0 and has them and kill them all because they a worthless human binges and deserve death
I’m going to blonde holocaust you
by MaZe__17 September 6, 2020
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lollacaust

Humorous term devised by Kelly whilst musing over the different ways to incorporate the popular term "lol" (meaning laugh out loud) into new cutting edge terms. The term then became popular with many other people and can now be commonly heard in many of London's student circles. Recent reports suggest the term is also breaking into mainstream use.
Jon: "Yes you can use my microphone. . . "

Adam: (Into microphone) HELP!!!! I'm trapped in here with my friend!"

Kelly: "LOLACAUST!!!!"

or;

Simone: "What other words are there as well as LOL???"

Andrew: "LOLLACAUST, ROFL, ROFLMAO. . . "
by Adam Donlan March 25, 2008
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holocaust

Word with Greek origin, literally meaning "burning sacrifice".
Person 1: Hey, do you want to do another holocaust?
Person 2: Sure, I love God!
by someguywithasword May 21, 2018
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