Linkedinfluencer

A beautiful chemical engineering student named Daniel

Wow did you see that Chevron intern, Daniel? He’s the hottest and smartest linkedinfluencer I’ve ever seen!

by JamesBondTHEjamesbond July 23, 2025

litedallg

literally someone who can’t spell the word literally and only plays emoji pong 🥀

i litedallg cheat when i’m playing the emoji pong game

by da truth 🙏🏿 August 4, 2025

LinkedIce

A term describing LinkedIn's strict, Gestapo-style verification process that requires government-issued ID, like a driver's license or passport, to access basic features such as job searching or connecting with "thought leaders" and "employment gurus." It underscores the platform's restrictive barriers to what should be open career networking, while highlighting the loss of access to corporate buzzwords, self-promotion, and posts about "ecosystems" and "amazing growth potential" for those who value freedom.

"I got slammed with LinkedIce when I tried signing up for LinkedIn—wanted my ID just to browse job posts and read about 'synergistic team ecosystems'!"

by Raquel de la Roche August 18, 2025

LinkedIn Apology

A corporate apology following a backlash against an unpopular policy, devoid of any sincerity or contrition, and usually couched in PR language i.e. "We're so sorry if we upset anyone, this was never our intention and we strive to build the best brand for our customers"

These apologies are usually found on LinkedIn, and are primarily a tool to appeal to investors rather than customers, and the term can be used more broadly to call out any fake/insincere apology.

Tina: Did Brad ever apologise for ruining over that minor league mascot during last week's charity 10k?

Sam: not really, he just posted a 'LinkedIn apology' on his socials saying he was sorry if anyone was upset by his actions, and he'll take some time to reflect before deciding whether to crash his car onto an athletics field again.

by EdgarLongstaff March 17, 2026

lintercom

when someone is speaking through an intercom but it genuinely sounds like there is a heck ton of lint in the speaker

intercom: (unintelligible)
you (probably): that's one hell of a lintercom

by OH MY GOD STOP LOGGING ME OUT December 20, 2025

jacked linked

the act of masterbating

guy:i feel so good i just jacked linked
girl:sick fuck

by tehbriibri February 12, 2008

Green Listed

(adj.) The Government's list of everyone who owns a Medical Marijuana Card. Comparable with "Black Listing," it is feared people on this list will be persecuted in the future.

Dude 1-"Hey brah, did you get that medical marijuana card?"

Dude 2-"Nahhh player, i can't get green listed. i wanna get health insurance one day, and they don't insure stonerssss."

by jbob17 October 20, 2009