Road-lint

Traffic police. Particularly motorcycle cops see: white-elephant. Thus named because they appear out of nowhere and mess up your shit.
I just busted a platinum highchair down the highway, and now I've got road lint on my arse.
by Machiavelli Cheddars August 12, 2004
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sticky lint roller

When a man slaps and teases his woman's hairy bush, knocking out lint and dust, before finally ejaculating into her pube jungle.
Picked up a waitress at a local dive bar. Had a bush like the Amazon, so I had to give her the old sticky lint roller.
by captaincrunk April 04, 2020
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Nasal lint

Nasal lint is the crusty dried booger you find on a used bath towel that comes back to life when the towel is used again
Oh my god. I didn't notice that nasal lint until I dried my face and it became a LA oyster
by Pernod Q. Bentwhistle July 24, 2015
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lint roll your deviled eggs

When you have someone perform or continue to perform fellatio to the extent that the receiving partner begins to lose pubic hair from their genital region.
Damn dude, I couldn't believe it at first but she really did it when she offered to lint roll your deviled eggs. Are your balls back to okay since then?
by Pyyr August 29, 2022
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lint the unbannable

Lint is a Marine who also is up at like 3 am gaming. He's a superstraight advocate and very pure. He bathes in the blood of his victims (his words not mine...) and he is also a representative of kinkyspace, a channel in e-chat.
Katie (in dms) : Lint is so fucking hot -- I wanna have seggs with him! I just love me some fuck boys! They're so hot!!!

Lint the unbannable
by maczzbae March 12, 2021
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desk lint

That weird grey stuff you got all over your hands and arms in elementary school.
"I'm not sitting there, look at all that DESK LINT"
by therealJakeLemon March 27, 2016
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Tuppy Lint

Bits of toilet paper that is stuck to the outside of a woman's vagina like lint all over a meaty sweater.
I really hate this cheap toilet paper. It's giving me terrible tuppy lint.
by Starmoonshine August 14, 2016
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