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LeRoy LaCrosse

LeRoy LaCrosse: “Dude stop being such a dickh-… i mean a LeRoy
by anonymous April 8, 2022
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Leroy

Leroy is the soil of the earth,

he brings life.

He is the sun rays that pierce through the clouds on the 4th of July,

he brings light.

He is the ocean when a storm hits,

his anger is uncontrollable, quick and irrational just like the waves when they crash against a rocky shore.

He is the cherry blossoms,

blooming in the spring,

that gift us with an exquisite scenery as a gust of wind departs their petals from the trees to carry them along the path walk.

He is the rain,

Pouring down on you and soaking through the Material of your clothes,

weighing you down,

his misery is too much for him to handle by himself at times,

it burdens him like the weight of the absorbed rain water, that eventually will leak from the clouds and lands upon your skin.

He is the roaring fireplace on a cold winters day,
His flames could warm the coldest of hearts and his smile could break them.

He is blood diamonds,

People want him by they’re side,

A man who feds the homeless,

A man who helps a 89 year old man cross the busy traffic in the city,

A man who never passed anyone by without stopping to say hello.

He is admired,
He is loved,
People would rob, steal and kill for him because he’s worth so much.

His is rare,
He is my whole heart.
Lady: Wow! who’s that?
Lady 2: Oh Leroy? just the most handsome man alive.
by Leroys lover May 15, 2022
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Leroy

Man you’re such a good leroy, you could pull anything out of the hat.
by Jeddabud May 17, 2022
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Lefroyed

Thinking that your about to learn something from a class in school to ending up with a sore bum week after week then finding out you have been Lefroyed.
I thought I was getting a good education until it dawned on me and tricky micky that we had been LEFROYED.
by Meanus July 9, 2022
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Leroy

Verb. To "Leroy" is the act of two people, generally homosexual, pressing their assholes against each others and then one of them proceeding to defecate into the other's asshole.
John squatted over James and they scissored, pushing their cheeks apart until their assholes kissed. John pushed hard and felt his poop exit his asshole as it slid directly into James'. They had just performed a Leroy.
by LeatherBearBikerDude December 21, 2022
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Leroy

The guy with the biggest dick ever and is very handsome sweet charming and is the king
Girl: How are you
Leroy: I am very big down here
Girl: Unzips his pants
**clap clap**
by Leroy Jayden Ajani Lindsay March 16, 2023
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learoy

Learoy is most commonly used in the gay community, as it stands for gay pride
Let’s go to learoy this weekend it will be so gay
by Harriskn April 1, 2023
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