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Two Lane Highway

When too lines of cocaine are made side by side, and then it is snorted so that one line goes up each nostril at the same time. This person would then be on the Two Lane Highway unti the cocaine wears off.
"Dude I'm on the two lane highway and i cant get off man."
by This Guy made it up April 1, 2009
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fast-laned

When a woman with a fatherless child tries to get a new guy to be the new father within a few weeks of dating. He's getting 'fast-laned' into a family he didn't start.
"Mikey's only been with her a month and the kid's calling him 'Dad'. I think he's getting fast-laned!"
by Swarmpi04 November 9, 2014
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Thomas Lane

The Rookie Cop who was in the wrong place at the wrong time. His boss, Derek Chauvin, murdered George Floyd right in front of him, but Mr. Lane, only on his 3rd day on the job, was unsure of what to do. He followed Mr Floyd into the ambulance and attempted CPR, to no avail.

Now he is facing aiding and abetting murder charges and may spend up to 40 years in prison. He is being wrongly accused of something he had no experience to control.

He currently is free on bail, but this might change on his March 3 trial date. I hope he wins the trial, because he truly was at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Thomas Lane is the only innocent cop involved in George Floyd's death, the other three assholes are guilty.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 27, 2020
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Top Lane

An isolated island that no one knows about
Guy 1: Come gank top lane.
Guy 2: That's a lost cause.
by FRUNK LIU October 17, 2021
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Massachusetts Lane Change

In Massachusetts everyone swerves across lanes without using blinkers or even looking, therefore a Massachusett's Lane Change is when someone is going at it and decides to switch orifices (Pussy to Ass) without any forewarning to the woman, its a complete surprise.
Vinny: Yeah dude, I pulled the Massachusetts Lane Change on her last night, she freaked out.
Johnny: Did she cry?
Vinny: Yeah a little bit, mostly because she never had anal before, I told her I slipped.
by Tom Sumner October 4, 2008
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Laynee

Laynee is a girl with a great body and a great ass she is gorgeous and loyal to her boyfriend she is awesome and fun to be around and is the life of the party. If you ever get to be laynee's friend keep that chance she will stick by your side no matter what she is an amazing person!!
"Holy crap who is that smokin hot chick over there!"

"That's Laynee, she is great."
by I'm-sad-lets-have-sex April 15, 2015
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