lawn officer

(n.) -- the person who is in charge of keeping the lawn outside your home looking good and well-kept all year long

"At my house, I'm the lawn officer. I don't get paid, but my wife gives me a big hug and a kiss every time I mow the lawn and rake the leaves."

lawn officer by PRwiz101 September 3, 2009

Lawn Mower 

Someone who eats the sac/pussy.
A hairy pussy specifically.

"Yo, kidd, you nasty eating dat gurrl like a lawn mower dat you r. Dat sac gotta b hairless nigga, u dun want a mouth full of hair"

Lawn Mower by DamnIt69 May 11, 2010

lawn duty 

When your posted on the lawn.

Did you hear Chad caught lawn duty

lawn duty by money880 October 18, 2019

Lawn job 

The female equivalent of a blow job.

I don't need a lawn mover to give me lady a lawn job.

Lawn job by ace September 16, 2003

Lawn-Chair 

Camping in COD with a launcher. Thus, lawnchair. Punny eh?

AH SHIT. the guy is lawn-chairing around the corner. lawnchair

Lawn-Chair by Ilove Tokill June 9, 2011

lawn mower joke 

When someone makes an awkward joke, and no body laughs.

-Joe: "My name is Jeff!"
-No one laughs
-Everyone: "Lawn mower joke!"
-Joe travels back to Zimbabwe and cries himself to sleep

lawn mower joke by Colbath December 21, 2014

lawn job 

The act of going onto somones lawn and proceeding to smash and destroy all lawn ornamints, such as flamingos lawn nombs, crystal balls or bird baths.

"last night me and jason gave this ladys house a total lawn job."

lawn job by sledless October 17, 2009