1) Now that I'm 50, my lap eggs are often under me when I sit -- major ouch!
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Lust
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Pride
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Greed
Gluttony
Sloth
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2016
Get the LAP EGGSmug. verb: To start shitting in a public restroom after someone who is already in there shitting, and to finish and leave before they are even out of the stall.
Person 1: I was in the john taking care of business, when somebody busted into the stall next to me, dropped trow, and started makin' ass trumpets like you never heard before. Craziest part about it, he was done, cleaned up, and outta there before I was even ready for paper.
Person 2: You got shit lapped, bro.
Person 2: You got shit lapped, bro.
by honkus mcduck December 22, 2008
Get the shit lapmug. Your belly dun-lap over your belt.
by Ms. Miss May 17, 2006
Get the dun-lapmug. Gal pal spelled backwards = Lap lag. A male who befrinds lots of girls, often disregarding their own male gender friends.
Lap lags often can relate to girls about fashion, clothes, shoes, nails, "in" hair styles, and love to converse w/ girls about gossip & drama on the couch under a snuggly warm blanket and a good movie. Lap lags also like to sit at "all girl" lunch tables and get the inside scoop on female culture. Being taf, cute, and in love with video games are optional, but are usually present in a "lap lag""gal or "gal pal"
Lap lags often can relate to girls about fashion, clothes, shoes, nails, "in" hair styles, and love to converse w/ girls about gossip & drama on the couch under a snuggly warm blanket and a good movie. Lap lags also like to sit at "all girl" lunch tables and get the inside scoop on female culture. Being taf, cute, and in love with video games are optional, but are usually present in a "lap lag""gal or "gal pal"
Scene . Guy at an All Male Lunch table. MJ at an all female lunch table
Guy : Hey get over here and stop being a lap lag
MJ: Dude shutup were talking about some serious stuff over here, if only you could my feelings!
Guy : Hey get over here and stop being a lap lag
MJ: Dude shutup were talking about some serious stuff over here, if only you could my feelings!
by Jameyf'nbaby 1 November 9, 2010
Get the Lap lagmug. When a girl performs such great oral sex on a guy, that it relaxes the guy so much he takes a nap, while her head is still in his lap.
by mryan007 October 20, 2011
Get the Lap Napmug. Look at this cat. She could be anywhere in this world but chooses to nap on my lap. She's my lap pussy.
by JoeyBomm June 13, 2020
Get the lap pussymug. by jesmoo February 29, 2012
Get the loser lapmug.