Lance Lalinjaman

He's the boy who changed my point of view about people, he made me happy in a short time. If you know a boy Lance you'll in a good hands, he knows how to respect you. You should keep him.

I also had Lance Lalinjaman in my life.

by @yourgirl October 19, 2021

lance jack

A Lance Corporal in the British army

Jonesy has just been promoted from private to Lance Jack

by Johno1! August 2, 2017

The Lance Effect

When you think you have a lot of hoes around you. Though in reality, you really don’t and your just full of shit.

Symptoms include:
-Blue balls every Wednesday
-Random std’s even though your a virgin
-Big truck=No peen
-Wear golden cleats while playing football
-Thinking your the toughest bitch in the school
-Always carries a big ass knife for no reason at all... seriously stop
-Trash at video games
-Acts like you have a Thanos cock
-Pedo hair

Lance: You dude I got like 63 girls (specifically from counting) that would hook with me at any moment if I asked.
Me: Dude you have THE LANCE EFFECT
Lance: Nah bro, I’m gona own all the hoes I want.

Me: Not with no peen
Me: Dabs on em

by Senica Boys February 8, 2020

Lance barber

a nickname my friend has that pisses him off

ray: did you see lance yet?
ben: no

lance barber: KYS

by baaen October 22, 2023

lance leener

a lance leener is a species white male who enjoys making inappropriate jokes about kids and says the n word constantly

yo that man is being such a lance leener

by hmmmmmiwonderwho July 17, 2023

Lance Armstrong

George Bush's new biking partner

Instead of talking to Cindy Sheehan last week, Geroge went out on the bike trail for 2 hours with Lance Armstrong.

by Sierra Nolan September 15, 2005

Lance of Longinus

The lance that is drenched in Christ's blood that is able to smite anything.

The Lance of Longinus!

by KLT November 7, 2002