Lance barber

a nickname my friend has that pisses him off

ray: did you see lance yet?
ben: no

lance barber: KYS

by baaen October 23, 2023

Hormone Lance

Other word to say penis, cock, willy, dick, w/e

"Yo doodz! Imma slap some beehatch round the chops wif mah Hormone lance of Godliness!"

Random doodz: "wtf?!"

by Carzum October 19, 2009

lance jack

A Lance Corporal in the British army

Jonesy has just been promoted from private to Lance Jack

by Johno1! August 02, 2017

Lance Lalinjaman

He's the boy who changed my point of view about people, he made me happy in a short time. If you know a boy Lance you'll in a good hands, he knows how to respect you. You should keep him.

I also had Lance Lalinjaman in my life.

by @yourgirl October 20, 2021

Lancing the Dragon

The act of sticking a smoothed metal rod into the male urethra during masturbation. Sexual self-catheterization.

Harry was lancing the dragon last night at one of those freaky sex parties

by Puxatony Phil March 31, 2010

Lance Armstrong

George Bush's new biking partner

Instead of talking to Cindy Sheehan last week, Geroge went out on the bike trail for 2 hours with Lance Armstrong.

by Sierra Nolan August 21, 2005

Lance of Longinus

The lance that is drenched in Christ's blood that is able to smite anything.

The Lance of Longinus!

by KLT November 08, 2002