Lobster Pajamas 

when a boy wears tights and his penis sticks to his leg.

After playing Peter Pan in the play, I had total lobster pajamas

Lobster Pajamas by aDAMishawt February 9, 2015

Lobster Bibbin'

Ejaculating on someones chest while they're asleep, then sticking a fast food napkin to it.

I was totally Lobster Bibbin' that drunk bitch last night.

Lobster Bibbin' by Mistress Cornbread November 26, 2010

Lobster Dive 

1) When one surfs a less than stellar wave and it breaks short leaving you with nothing but sand beneath you as your board flies in the air and your head heads for the ground
Side effects: possible unconsciousness, shortened penius, anal bleeding, and/or broken nose

2) Can also be used to describe an epic fail.

1)MC of the Surf Competition: as watches a competitor crash hard on the shore Competitor #1 with the lobster dive!

2) When a friend gets rejected from the opposite sex, can describe the act as a lobster dive

Lobster Dive by Big-er Stuff February 22, 2010

Lobster Bass 

When a stringed instrument (mainly a bass guitar) has excess string sticking out of the tuning peg.

Damn man those strings need to be cut." "Yeah, I know, my bass is such a lobster bass.

Lobster Bass by Tommy lobster December 30, 2010

Lobster Dumpling 

Sitting in complete darkness and silence, breathing deeply, and softly touching each others' feet.

I feel so at peace when you give me a lobster dumpling.

Lobster Dumpling by Blowfishmethadone December 18, 2011

lobster bath 

When you take a bath so hot, your skin turns red and you come out looking like a cooked lobster

"I'm going to take the hottest lobster bath after work tonight"

lobster bath by Vicatha80 November 25, 2016

Lobster-eyed

A state of extreme intoxication from alcohol, when you cannot focus to the point where yours eyes are just wandering around.

Man, Chuck was so drunk last night, completely lobster-eyed. Ya know, one eye going this way, the other that way.

Lobster-eyed by Whatagoodinternetname January 14, 2017