bases loaded

To convey in polite words that fellatio, intercourse, and anal sex is likely to happen in the same night, or a general inkling that something great will happen.

I just slipped that girl some roofies...bases loaded.

by fizzpuss May 18, 2010

a load that should have been swallowed

a poor excuse for a human being, any criminal, covict, drug addict, alcoholic, basically a menice to society. A PIECE OF SHIT.
The father should have ejaculated in the mother's mouth and not in her taco making a baby. Hence, the baby is a load that should have been swallowed

Damn, that kid is a load that should have been swallowed.

by dk3 December 31, 2003

load eater

someone that is overly complient to a bosses demands.

the new guy at work is a massive load eater

by bastard squad August 30, 2006

load trolled

Occurs when you attempt to click a link on a loading website, but are sent to an unwanted location mid-click as the layout of the website changes.

Kid 1: "Uh, dude, why are you looking at denture adhesive products?"

Kid 2: "Nah man, I was trying to click the home button when I got load trolled."

by kapitano September 6, 2013

ass-load

n 1. a great quantity. Generally accepted to exceed a butt-load.

"I just ate an ass-load of tacos!"

by MF September 5, 2002

ass load

The term "ass load" can be found in the Old Testament of the Bible. God tells Noah to bring an ass's load of grain for each pair of animal brought upon the arc. Thus an ass load is derived from the amount of weight that can be held carried by a mature, healthy donkey (ass).

The term is used again in the New Testament when Jesus shares the parable of Rosie O'Donnell's booty, it is cursed to weigh over 7 ass loads because she is an annoying, fat, and ugly bitch.

Your mom's jugs must weigh more than 2 ass loads.

by J Diddy January 16, 2004

bust a load

When a males penis shoots an explosion of semen.

I'm going to bust a load in Sarah's mouth.

by Ryan Upperman May 20, 2008