A Highway Lizard, is a woman who will specifically target lifted 4x4's, semi trucks, or can be seen seductively dressed on the side of a road, with the hopes of attracting the attention of any guy who is willing to give her any sort of attention. You can always find a Highway Lizard at truck stops, gas stations, night clubs, or outdoor party spots.
Not to be confused with a Mud Cricket or a River Roach. But the Highway Lizard is closely related.
Not to be confused with a Mud Cricket or a River Roach. But the Highway Lizard is closely related.
Hey Danny, were you out with that Highway Lizard last night.. Dude, get your pencil checked, cause she's been on every rig at Stave Lake.
by Pantharen June 12, 2018
Get the Highway Lizardmug. Joe: hey Pete, what's that in dirty Di's hair?
Pete: I've just taken her in cubicle 2 and fired my lizards tongue in her haircut.
Joe: Shockin
Pete: fuck off ya nondescript.
Joe: Alrighty.
Pete: I've just taken her in cubicle 2 and fired my lizards tongue in her haircut.
Joe: Shockin
Pete: fuck off ya nondescript.
Joe: Alrighty.
by shockin burt June 12, 2018
Get the Lizards tonguemug. by Ambeezy13 December 20, 2017
Get the night lizardmug. Whenever someone gets sexually aroused and feels the need to relieve themselves with the pleasure of "slapping" their "lizard".
by Lizard_man123 February 6, 2015
Get the slapping the lizardmug. by johnnyonthespot22 August 3, 2010
Get the lick the lizardmug. by not a yard lizard April 1, 2010
Get the yard lizardmug. When your bitch is sucking you off, then you blow your load on her upper lip and in her eye. This results in her licking your baby batter off her lip and winking at the same time
Dude 1: Bro, i gave your mom a Winking Lizard last night
Dude 2: What the Fuck bro!!
Dude 1: your mom sucks good dick
Dude 2: What the Fuck bro!!
Dude 1: your mom sucks good dick
by Dan Gigolo January 4, 2008
Get the winking lizardmug.