Libertarian

If untrustworthiness and patronizing behaviour (i.e. apparently kind or helpful but betraying a feeling of delusional superiority or ulterior motive to serve selfish interest(s); condescending) was a political philosophy and in some jurisdictions an actual party.

Untrustworthiness, would you trust an individual that learned to talk through a publicly funded school system to be competent enough to philosophize and day dream Libertarianism and convey it to others. Only to turn around, only after they've experienced their free education, to say it's meaningless explicitly or intrinsically through lying, en evidence trying to deny everyone that comes up after them, through the system, the privilege of that system. But going through the additional nefarious step of looking remorselessly in the face and say "i'm trying to help you." That's either psychotic and unchecked asocial or confidence artistry (i.e. con artistry at it's lowest common denominator). If you do, you're gullible.

At this point in our openness, the Furries should not be shy in starting a Political Movement. Because if the Libertarians can do it, the Furries generally have more character and compassion.
Job Applicant comes into a business to hand in her CV:

Manager: "I'll take your resume. Did you know the owner is involved in the Libertarian Movement"

Applicant: "I'll have my resume back, I only have so many of these and I don't to waste them."
by DodoEinstein June 28, 2021
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Libertarian

A person that supports the political ideology of Libertarianism. Libertarians can't bare the idea of helping other people. Libertarians usually despise any form of selflessness and rely on independence to get through life. That is, independence by exploiting other people.
This guy never helps with anything and is extremely selfish, he's probably a libertarian.
by socialism_is_good November 24, 2021
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Libertarian

A libertarian is someone who wants to advance your liberty, including having limited government interference within your life, protecting constitutional rights, free market capitalism, etc.
Person 1: We need to change the entire constitution.
Person 2: As a libertarian, I believe we should not change the entire constitution. Peoples freedom and rights would die.
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Libertarian

John is a libertarian. He has a ponytail, likes marijuana, and doesn't hate gay people, but otherwise, he is indistinguishable from a Republican.
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Libertarian

They piss off the left and right at the same time by shooting machine guns duct taped to their bong. Questions all sense of authority, would say something along the lines of this "You ever notice how there is a big glowing orb in the sky but you aren't allowed to look at it or else your eyes burn and you go blind, MOTHER FUCKING BIG GOVERNMENT."
"So why the fuck did that guy smoke a gram then drive his gas guzzler while flying a don't tread on me flag and a half trump half Hillary flag with and X through it and a pride flag and a BLM flag while saying something about Ben Franklin?"

"He's a libertarian."

"Makes complete sense."
by Matt123098 May 12, 2022
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A person who feels that they should have the freedom to be a racist, misogynist homophobes without the hassle of being criticised. Obviously because despite being critical of others they are also a poor sensitive snowflake.
Piers Morgan is such a libertarian, complaining about the existence of vegan sausages.
by Firescientist January 14, 2020
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Batesian Libertarianism

The political "philosophy" of someone that is too creepy for the Democratic Party while but being simultaneously insignificant and yet too egotistical for the Libertarian Party, which is actually a really difficult thing to do. See also: lolbert
This group is for people interested in forming a new political party based on the ideological principles of Batesian Libertarianism.
by мастер Бейтс July 01, 2021
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