left handed curse

The curse applies to all left handed people and is the side affect of writing using an ink pen with your left hand. The ink from written words smudges all over the side of your palm and pinky finger.

After a long day at the office, Ivan got home and spent ten minutes cleaning the ink smudges on his left hand. Ivan suffers from the dreaded left handed curse.

by coinroller December 29, 2007

Leftard

A Biden fanboy who screamed and minged for 4 years after Trump won the election, but in 2020 they call others insane for even questioning the election.

"Trump's not my president," "Sure thing leftard."

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Urban Dictionary is LEFT WING AF

When i attempt to make a legit definition they reject it, but when someone makes a retarded donald trump one they ALL get accepted. Urban dictionary=Mainstream Media

Urban Dictionary is LEFT WING AF sucks major cock.

by lordherpderp January 31, 2017

left handed website

n. An Internet Website specialising in pr0n, causing visitors to use the mouse with the left hand.

by b0ng April 3, 2003

Minute of Leetness

The minute of leetness derives from the word 1337(leet). It happens every day when the clock reads 13:37 at which point you can do what the hell you like whether at work or any where else.

It's 13:37, the minute of leetness, now we can take a break for minute and slack off!

by Sangajin June 3, 2007

leetle

A very tiny and disgustingly cute and/or fascinating thing.

My dear, a leetle frog!

by tinatina February 21, 2008

Two Left Hands

Similar to being ambidextrous, but instead of having another good hand, you have one less good hand: you have no good hands, and are incredibly clumsy as a result.

Benn: Dude, don't throw the ball to Dave he has two left hands!

Benn: Damn it Ron, you dropped the entire bag of popcorn.
Ron: Sorry man, I got two left hands.

by BennduR July 11, 2010