Beer Lag

The 2-3 hours that disappear while you're out enjoying yourself in a bar and then get added on the next morning at work between 9 and 11.

"Jeez, the morning really dragged! Must be Beer Lag from last night."

by Expat Mat March 11, 2007

Cat Lag

A mental disruption of the body's sleep and wake rhythm caused by studying, social activities and high-speed procrastination through different times in the day, AM and PM

Catherine studied, partied and procrastinated so hard last night she couldn't stay awake during the day; she suffers from an acute case of cat lag.

by A Fizzle May 8, 2008

Lag Ram

An occurence on online gaming, mainly First Person Shooter games, whereas your connection lags when a teammate runs into, or generally makes contact with you.

"Damn it, I would've had that kill if my stupid teammate didn't lag ram me and ruin my shot."

by jbm321 October 26, 2011

Uni Lag

Being use to sleeping patterns from University/College, rather than the standard. Similar to that of jet lag. The condition of uni lag may last many days.

Dam it's 4am and im still up, i got some mad uni lag.

by Peter Krecisz February 15, 2009

net lag

A feeling like jetlag that happens after you use your computer after sunset and the bright backlight tricks your body into thinking it's still daytime.

(For details, google "photoentrainment".)

I was online until midnight last night, and now I feel like I'm still on Tokyo time. Net lag sucks.

by Tom Cohen November 30, 2009

Movie Lag

Similar to jet lag; symptoms include disorientation, headaches, fatigue, confusion, nausea, sensitivity to light and possible constipation.

A condition one may experience after viewing a film. Especially if the film is particularly long or if you enter the theater during daylight and exit when it's dark outside.

(Two friends exiting theater)
Richard: Man, I really loved Magnolia, but it was quite long.

Austin: Yeah it was. We sat down at 4:30 and didn't get out until past 8:00!

Richard: Well, I've officially got movie lag...

by Dick DeLong July 7, 2011

Meat lags

A term commonly used to describe the impact that large quantities of meat can have on the connection between computers and servers. This strange phenomenon has been observed for centuries .

Person1: "Yo dawwwwg you be lagging to sheet "
Person2: "Yeah man I'm getting the meat lags"

by weedman420lacjam October 22, 2016