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The Real Kaptain Krunk

A faggot that thinks he knows everything.
Even with my masters degree in medical biotechnology I don't know half as much about drugs as "The Real Kaptain Krunk"
by felix844 July 2, 2012
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Krunk

Quite an unusual being as some say but can be said in the form of saying you’re going to do something just to forget about doing it in the end
Guy 1: Why didn’t you help me yesterday?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I’ll help you in an hour.

Guy 1: Dude you’ve been saying that for 2 days now. Quit being a Krunk
by KrunkYT October 15, 2019
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Krunk

To consume a lot of kava kava (Piper Methysticum)

And then get drunk on it but then just to be different, though the effects of alcohol and kava are commonly compared it’s called “krunk” this is usually a state of being so high you are close to slumping.
I’m so krunk, I don’t think I can drink any more kava I’ve already downed like 10 cups from the kumete in a span of 2 hours”
by DEVIL BEVIL July 15, 2025
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Krunk

To cum and poo at the same time Leaving a mess almost the same colours of a melted kinda egg.
Antoine: yo I just did a krunk everywhere
Benjy: let me lick it

Antoine: course there more coming
by Blaze123 April 12, 2020
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Krunking

To have a wank while having a cry.
"He's so lonely, he's krunking himself to sleep."
by KelC210 March 8, 2019
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Krunking

Krunking is when a person comes all over the receiving person with a thick, creamy paste. The only way to get the paste off is by going to doge land river and washing it off.
Me and the boys where krunking on this doge
by Pizza0967 November 26, 2021
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krunk

"let's get krunk tonight, man"
"im so krunk right now"
by tylerisAduck March 2, 2021
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