Krunk

To consume a lot of kava kava (Piper Methysticum)

And then get drunk on it but then just to be different, though the effects of alcohol and kava are commonly compared it’s called “krunk” this is usually a state of being so high you are close to slumping.

I’m so krunk, I don’t think I can drink any more kava I’ve already downed like 10 cups from the kumete in a span of 2 hours”

by DEVIL BEVIL July 15, 2025

Krunk

To cum and poo at the same time Leaving a mess almost the same colours of a melted kinda egg.

Antoine: yo I just did a krunk everywhere
Benjy: let me lick it

Antoine: course there more coming

by Blaze123 April 12, 2020

Krunked

Getting black out drunk by consuming entire large cups/cup of hard Vodka. The Word originating from a man nicknamed Kuyk who got black out drunk from said Definition.

David got Krunked after downing a whole cup of hard Vodka

by Mark 2 Raygun February 2, 2022

krunk

definition TBD

"let's get krunk tonight, man"
"im so krunk right now"

by tylerisAduck March 2, 2021

krunked

The act of being so drunk that you think you are Kronk from the Emperors New Groove

Dude I was so Krunked last night i started singing my own theme song and making spinach puffs for Kuzco

by Handsome.pete November 8, 2019

super-krunk

The act of being extremely high and drunk at once.

This weekend would be so chill...if we get super-krunk!

by Kevin11 May 26, 2007

Krunk Fungler

A Fungler person who is addicted to shrooms and masturbates to Toad from Mario.

Krunk is an adjective for purple and swollen.

Thus, a Krunk Fungler is a person who edges to toad until their cock turns purple

Jefferson: Hey is Ethan joining us at the bar tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Chute" Esgarcot: Nah, you know that motherfucker is a krunk fungler, bet he's moaning and jerking to fucking toad preforming autofellatio

by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024