A plastic bag that blows aimlessly down the street. Most commonly seen down Kensington streets; these plastic shopping bags are as common as a tumbleweed in the desert. Never seen in the suburbs always found in rough parts of the city.
“Yo bruh, this part of town fucked up.”
“Yeah, there’s a lotta Kensington kites blowin round out here.”
Father: “Son, me and your mother are visiting you this weekend please send us the address”
Son: “Ok, but I live off campus you’re not gonna like my area. The police call it the bottom of the barrel.”
Father: “I’m sure it’s not that bad”
Arrival: “Oh my God, look at those fiends on the corner shooting up. And Honey look out for that Kensington kite!”
Text Message to Son: “On Second thought, slugger why don’t you come home next weekend. Your mother isn’t feeling that well.”
“Yeah, there’s a lotta Kensington kites blowin round out here.”
Father: “Son, me and your mother are visiting you this weekend please send us the address”
Son: “Ok, but I live off campus you’re not gonna like my area. The police call it the bottom of the barrel.”
Father: “I’m sure it’s not that bad”
Arrival: “Oh my God, look at those fiends on the corner shooting up. And Honey look out for that Kensington kite!”
Text Message to Son: “On Second thought, slugger why don’t you come home next weekend. Your mother isn’t feeling that well.”
by Yung Puck March 8, 2020

April is love out of the darkness,
From the depth of infinity,
She is the moon and the sun,
She is the very air I breath to the flower,
Without April the world would be shadowed in a dark void of death, destruction and chais.,
Therefore we need and love our April Dawn Kite
From the depth of infinity,
She is the moon and the sun,
She is the very air I breath to the flower,
Without April the world would be shadowed in a dark void of death, destruction and chais.,
Therefore we need and love our April Dawn Kite
by 2Lucid May 7, 2021

by KOC16 December 4, 2021

A black man handing from a tree.
Commonly used by white people in the Deep South prior to the Civil War.
Commonly used by white people in the Deep South prior to the Civil War.
by Shlingdaddy February 14, 2024

"Your so bad!"
"Kite yards suck"
*teacher does not look over because she knows not of this sigma level language
"Kite yards suck"
*teacher does not look over because she knows not of this sigma level language
by poopersmyboobersgosuckysucky August 7, 2021

"You suck!"
"Kite yards suck"
*teacher does not look at you in shock as she does not understand this sigma level vocabulary.
"Kite yards suck"
*teacher does not look at you in shock as she does not understand this sigma level vocabulary.
by poopersmyboobersgosuckysucky August 7, 2021

When someone says they are a "kite" that typically means they are high, simmilar to the saying "High as a Kite"
by ComplicatedCase November 24, 2020
