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1st West Gelston Kitchenette

To assert his power over his residents, said Resident Assistant will lock the hall kitchen for no reason.

1. A kitchen that is off-limits, unless you are in power, or a vagina talking to the man in power.

2. A room that gets locked for no reason

3. A wrongful exploitation of someone with inferior authority.
(n) 1.

Authority: (To girls trying to enter the kitchen) Sorry girls, but that room is locked to all.

Girls: Can we PLEASE use it!?!? We both have vaginas and will talk to you if you let us!

Authority: You shoulda said that from the start!!

(v) 2.

Man: So I accidentally 1st West Gelston Kitchenette'd my dorm room last night, since the girl i brought back was prude and didn't put out...

(v) 3.

Brother 1: Dude... I don't want to do the dishes.... brother 2.... do them for me, or i'll beat you!

Brother 2: MOM!! Brother 1 is trying to 1st West Gelston Kitchenette me into doing his chores!
by 1st West Gelston Resident February 16, 2010
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Kitchen Wife

A term used in kitchens to describe someone as someonelse's longterm 'bitch' during any part of kitchen operations. Although more commonly used between men, men can be the Kitchen Wife of a Female co-worker as well.

However strangely enough when in reference from a man to a woman it could also delineate a bond of friendship or trust.
WHERE IS YOUR KITCHEN WIFE TONY?
James is cleaning my workstation and prepping my station Chef
by Paco Psinglesias June 21, 2010
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Kitchen Handshake

Kitchen hand 1: hey! how are you today?(approaching for handshake)
Kitchen hand 2: hey! my hands are dirty. Let have kitchen handshake!
by xaib December 13, 2014
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Kitchen Glow

A dewy reddish sheen on one's face that emerges after slaving many hours in the kitchen.
Man, I can't believe the kitchen glow I have going on after baking those muffins!
by toriaenator August 25, 2014
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Kitchen Surfing

The act of looking for some food just to feed the face in the kitchen or especially in the refrigerator when you are are not hungry, maybe nervous.
John: what are u searching in the kitchen!
Mary: not that I am hungry or anything, I am just kitchen surfing!
by Mary john Watson June 19, 2016
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kitchen warrior

A women that cooks and does all the job in bed. Pretty much a slave
My kitchen warrior doesn't need a license because there is no road between my bedroom and the kitchen!
by Tyyreed66 October 31, 2017
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Kitchen Dreams

by kevinwegmit November 4, 2020
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