Kirpeled

To become so intoxicated, the ability to speak in understandable words, becomes lost. When an individual is kirpled, they continue to attempt communication, to no avail, as they can only spout jibberish. Most other motor skills remain intact, which can be decieving to those around the kirpeled one. But once conversation is attempted, or even a simple "Do you have the time good sir?", there is no hiding the kirpeled one.

This condition is named for recovered alcoholic and all around great guy(since he quit drinking) Marc Kirpel of Florida.

Man: "Hey, bro, you having fun?"
Man 2 : "Havish nuj gud stakin fis!"
Man : " uhh..ok..later!"
Man 2 : "Levin nig tus frinkstin, ugm mushtig nuub die"

" Dude I was so kirpeled last night I woke up in my under wear, in the bathtub, at my moms house and there was puke all down the drivers side of my truck!"

by dead mans son July 14, 2009

kipping

Sleeping, to have a nap (40 Winks etc)

Sorry I didn't here you rin me - I was still kipping in bed

by JEFFSKI June 28, 2004

koppel

a stupid bitch of a teacher who is oblivous to what happens in her class.

Mrs. Koppel is a stupid bitch who has no idea what happens in her MEH class

by barbini November 5, 2004

Kipper Sniffer

After sex, you cum on the girl's 'vulva', then lean down and take a whiff. (Everyone's loves their own brand, by the way.) You simply exclaim, "Damn girl, you smell like kipper."

(Kipper is a fish)

When John had reached his climax, he pulled out of Sally and came on her 'vulva'. Once preforming this act, he leaned down and breathed in deeply.

"Gee, Sally, you sure smell like kipper."

"Oh John, you're so silly!"

"Gee, Sally, I thought you liked the Kipper Sniffer."

by Jessica Barber January 19, 2008

knippel

a term for an EMO guy, who typically says "fuck life" repeatedly through out the day. But really, he has tons of friends for some odd reason, but is too lazy to figure it out. Often referred to in shortened terms as knipps.

"oh man, that was soooo totally a knippel."

by jigganiggawhat? September 30, 2007

split me kipper

to vigorously insert one's fist into a female's genitalia

ooooh ay, i split ya ma's kipper last night.

by pablo dahill's ma October 2, 2003

kipeye

to go to sleep

mate, i'm fucking hangin' like a dog, let's get some kipeye on the go

by babybeeeee December 9, 2008