Keto crotch is the unfortunate and smelly side effect of the popular keto diet. Related to keto breath.
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Mark: I'm so confused...I told stacy I was enjoying a few strawberries with my lunch today and she went off on me saying how strawberries had sugar and sugar was not allowed on a keto diet! ... she must be a Keto Cop because she took them and threw them away!
Bill: Wow, that's totally a Keto Nazi! Doesn't she know they only have 2 grams of carbs per berry?? it doesn't matter if it's fruit sugar, 1 gram of sugar is still just 1 carb...
Bill: Wow, that's totally a Keto Nazi! Doesn't she know they only have 2 grams of carbs per berry?? it doesn't matter if it's fruit sugar, 1 gram of sugar is still just 1 carb...
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