Ken Kaniff 

The homosexual persona of Ken Kaniff is the creation of underground Detroit rapper Aristotle. After lending his voice to a skit on The Slim Shady LP, a dispute between Eminem and Aristotle led to the break-up of the working relationship. From the Marshall Mathers LP onwards, all skits using the Ken Kaniff persona have been performed by Eminem, not Aristotle - usually in an attempt to poke fun.

Aristotle struck back with a full-length album titled "The Ken Kaniff Show", which was independently released online at www.kenkaniff.com

On the album Aristotle alternates between his Ken Kaniff voice and his regular rapping style. The album features diss tracks against Eminem and contains controversial songs about topics as diverse as paedophilia, masturbation, gangsterism and is at times sadistic and humourous.

The album's site is no longer in operation and little has been heard from Aristotle since.

I am put off by the voice of Ken Kaniff and his homosexual antics.

Ken Kaniff by Sheila Bone June 11, 2006

ken dolling 

The act of taking an attractive man and mentally picturing he has no junk in his trunk.
Usually done when a man is off limits (a friend's ex, gay, just a friend,etc.)

You picture that if you were to pull down his pants there would be nothing there.
Imagining a man has no sexual organ, but is rather smooth in his nether regions like a ken doll.

Ya, he is attractive, but he is my best friend's ex so I have been ken dolling him since them and always will. He has no D in my mind because he has been ken dolled

ken dolling by slangslingingslasher February 2, 2014

ken strong 

The male reproductive organ.

I was with this girl, and I tell you she couldn't handle my ken strong.

God damn she sucked on my ken strong so good.

ken strong by M Pizzle 24 July 9, 2007

ken amada 

A playable character from Persona 3. Ken has short brown hair and eyes, and he wears the Gekkoukan Elementary uniform with an orange jacket. He is short as fuck, and even tho he hates milk he drinks it so he can get taller. He is 10-11 years old in Persona 3 and Persona 3:FES, but in P4AU he is 13. His mom is dead.

Ken Amada is swagalicious

ken amada by ken amada April 9, 2015

Ken Doll Situation 

A "Ken Doll Situation" is used to describe a male's genitals and balls that have become so small that they have shrunken to invisibility. Similar to how, if you take a Ken Doll's pants off, there is nothing there. (IK YOU'VE TAKEN A KEN DOLL'S PANTS OFF BEFORE, WE ALL HAVE)

Too sexy girl: "Don't talk to that guy, he can't fuck you with his ken doll situation going on"
Too sexy girl 2: "KAY BECKY"

Ken Doll Situation by Fried glue February 27, 2017

Ken doll 

When bruhsend you da dick pic but you can't see much and you forward it to all your friends #siphoes

Giiiiiirl, he ain't packin. He a Ken doll.

Ken doll by British Gal 1973 January 29, 2021

Ken Hao 

Deriving from the word DUMBFUCKINNIGGER Ken Hao's will always have a pair of prosthethic legs even though they claim to not have a pair. They also have a crippling addiction to fucking goats and black people. His natural enemy is a Joel by the name of Aaron Lopez. If you meet a Ken Hao make sure to make fun of his hair and fuck his mother

Dude, that Ken Hao is mentally challenged

Ken Hao by Cumpooski February 21, 2019