Keyboard Karate

A Term You use to Someone who wants to Argue or Fight with You in a Online Chatroom/Message Board

"OMG..Look at this dude...He wanna Keyboard Karate Now"

"Why You Typing So Fast?..You a Blackbelt in Keyboard Karate ?"

' Keep Talking shit..I'll Keyboard Karate that ass.."

by Jimmy Jellyhands January 19, 2009

mario kart rage

The rage that is induced by playing Mario Kart (especially on N64) even when the player does not become visibly angered by other video games.

Greg: Fuck! NO!!! How did you fall down there?! I pressed the button!
Don: Dude, it's just Mario Kart. Calm down.
Greg: You don't understand. RRGGH!
Don: Everytime we play you let your Mario Kart rage take over.

by azaleajones November 16, 2013

Mario Kart Prodigy

A noob who has exceed a skyrocketed amount of skill while playing Mario Kart.

The 6 year old boy bought Mario kart and became a Mario Kart Prodigy within 9 minutes

by Haha yu-GEE February 9, 2014

Kaanti

Said khan-tea
A substitute for "in the meantime" or "meanwhile"

The bra say his Dom 'kaanti' his vrek smart

When your granny say there's no food ' kaanti' shes hiding it In the clothing cupboard

by Shawtyy.w December 7, 2018

Karthik

The coolest guy in the history of cool guys but doesn’t know it. Underestimates himself too much but if you’re a Karthik, go take a long hard look at yourself in the mirror and kiss your reflection cuz you deserve to. Being friends with a Karthik is fun and there’s no awkward moment. But being a Karthiks bestuh frienduh is literally the epitome of crack. Their loyalty knows no bounds. Also did I forget to mention, if you’re a Karthik, you’re more intelligent than every freakin person combined. You’re destined to have a great life. And when you find true love, you’re probably in love with a Karthik. Last info, Karthiks look pretty nice in glasses.

“Hey I went to the supermarket and saw this super smartass hot guy”
“Bruh you’re so lucky, they were probably a karthik”

by BK lol November 21, 2021

ott kaarel

a short guy with a tiny dick, he thinks hes hard but hes not

wow look at that midget, hes an ott kaarel

by dacia omanik 3000 August 5, 2019

Vellu Karthik

The man, The myth, Vellu Karthik. He controls the seven seas and destroys his enemies.

He brings rath on those who defy him.
He is God himself and that is all there is.
All women want him.

Person1:Did you know Vellu Karthik can defeat Goku?
Person2:Of course its obvious

by BalaSubramaniyamIyer May 24, 2021