Kelly: "Hey Jonah.. what are you doing on Saturday and where are you?"
Jonah: "I'm at the office."
Kelly: "What about the first question? And do you believe that walruses really exist?"
Jonah: "Of course they exist. That's a silly question. I love walruses."
Kelly: "You still didn't answer the first question. What are you doing Saturday? And why do you love walruses?"
Jonah: "They're just so cute and they taste good. Btw, What are you doing Saturday? Want to hang out?"
Kelly: *facepalm* I see you are pulling a Jonah again..
Jonah: "I'm at the office."
Kelly: "What about the first question? And do you believe that walruses really exist?"
Jonah: "Of course they exist. That's a silly question. I love walruses."
Kelly: "You still didn't answer the first question. What are you doing Saturday? And why do you love walruses?"
Jonah: "They're just so cute and they taste good. Btw, What are you doing Saturday? Want to hang out?"
Kelly: *facepalm* I see you are pulling a Jonah again..
by kaypea April 02, 2011
by Jonahsexgod January 22, 2021
The Jonah Shot is a large serving of alcohol equivalent to at least 5 shots of hard liquor in a glass. It is cheered and then drank all at once. It was created in the city of Abu Dhabi in the year 2017. It is meant only for those with strong alcohol tolerance.
by Rhexysexy June 24, 2019
“You were really pulling a Jonah there.”
by SomeGuyWhoLikesHoodies May 24, 2019
RARARARARARARARARARAR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NIVGGGGGGGGAR
by Morrrra diiii May 25, 2021
The dark lord, it explains it's self
by BrickyBrig May 15, 2018
The most beautiful human being on this earth. He is the most talented and sweet guy you will ever meet. He is in the band why dont we and it is the most perfect band u will ever see. Jonah is married to his loving and beautiful wife Lexi she is very supportive and kind. They are happily living together in LA and couldn’t be happier.
by yolanda harris August 22, 2019