Urban Jousting

4 guys standing in a 4-way intersection jacking off into the 4 corners until ejactulation.

Guys! We should totally go Urban Jousting tonight after the party!

by Pickle Toppers November 4, 2014

jimmie jousting

1) n: A term used to define a heated internet argument; usually results in both sides having extremely rustled jimmies.

2) v: A term used to describe the act of rustling internet users' jimmies; another word for trolling.

"Look at these two guys jimmie jousting. Surely this won't end well."

"Hey Andy, wanna go jimmie jousting? I bet we can really rustle some jimmies today."

by RunsWithBoars January 15, 2015

Stool Jouster

Someone who gives anal

That guys a total stool jouster

by The Mastinter April 26, 2015

Reverse Jousting

Reverse Jousting is when you make a double-sided noose laced with razorblades and sprint away from one another as fast as you can. The winner is whoever dies first.

1. My friend and I both lost our jobs, so we're going reverse jousting.
2. Unbeknownst to her. my ex wife and I will be reverse jousting at the signing of our divorce papers.

by Riven Main 420 June 21, 2017

Steve Jobs my balls

A term to gaslight people into thinking they got got.

"Whose Steve Jobs?"

"Steve Jobs my balls."

by SteveJobsMyBalls August 26, 2021

Mud Jousting

The male equivalent of scissoring, except instead of rubbing reproductive organs they rub/scissor each others assholes and sometimes balls. The joust begins when their dicks start clashing.

J: Hey A, let's go get our halter top chainmail and knight's helmet and start Mud Jousting.
A: Fuck bud, that sounds hella fun.
C: Can I join guys?
J: Aren't you always broken?

by MuddyBoy May 28, 2022

Joustable

1.Adj. Something that can be used to Joust with.

2. Something that is as good as the experience of finding a joustable object

3. Anything positive.

1. Guy 1: "Hey, that tree is very Joustable."
Guy 2: "Then Let us joust."

2. "That movie was Joustable."

3. "Joustable!"

by Joustable Jeff January 23, 2009