jobby jabber

Its what homo's like to call the alpha male's genitiles.

Wow hallo sailor , where did you get the huge jobby jabber, god gave you a gift!!

by big al June 6, 2004

jobo

NOUN: 1a. The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates, homologous with the clitoris. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of urinary excretion.

b. A stupid person; Someone who is foolish.

1. Suck a blind man's jobo.
2. Noah, don't stop being such a jobo.

by Durkin September 10, 2003

Jooby

An adjective for dorky

Tom is soo jooby, dosent he have a life?!?!?!

by Joobert 1 February 28, 2010

Jobby

sad pathetic little gimp with little to no pubes and should rot in a cold room with no light with out food.

"want to go for a round of JOBBY"

by Liam Nudd November 15, 2004

Jobby

Big pile of brown stuf that slops out from your anus. Sometimes after a curry it leaves your ring feeling fresh and spicy.

I ran to the lavatory and realeased some jobby from my anus into the toilet.

by Sir Hoggan July 11, 2003

Jobby

Anything that is not classified as a wanker.

I got my JOBBY stuck in my wanker.

by Harry Richard May 7, 2003

death metal jobby

the process of excreting whereby excrement is expelled at high velocity, with intermittent short blasts of anal gas, the sound produced closely resembling "death metal" style blast-beats, performed by such bands as The Berzerker, Nile, Decapitated and Mortician

Righty ho then! I'm off to take a death-metal-style jobby!!

by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 16, 2003