"nanny, please can you wipe my bottom, i've done a smelly jobby which is squidgy and stuck to my fingers."
"stop showing my granny your nipples you big jobby"
"stop showing my granny your nipples you big jobby"
by jobbyjobby December 28, 2005
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A slang term for terrain park skiers. Terrain park - is an outdoor area that contains terrain that allows skiers and snowboarders to do tricks. (Usually man made) involving boxes, jumps and rails
A slang term for terrain park skiers. Terrain park - is an outdoor area that contains terrain that allows skiers and snowboarders to do tricks. (Usually man made) involving boxes, jumps and rails
Noun – Jibb
“Let’s go jib, I’m going to pull a 540 off the hip jump.”
Adjective - Jibbin
“hey man, did some sick jibbin today”
“Let’s go jib, I’m going to pull a 540 off the hip jump.”
Adjective - Jibbin
“hey man, did some sick jibbin today”
by Jibbin master 400 November 3, 2010
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A super cute couple with singer Jack Avery and social media influencer Gabriela Gonzalez. Hopefully they stay together forever because they are the cutest couple you will ever see.❤️
by Wdw_jonahmarais616 May 11, 2018
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Get the jobbies on toast mug.a Normie, NPC, etc. who decided to receive an injection in 2021 for drugs which were still in clinical trials until 2023, for an illness with an over 99.99% survival rate in under-70's.
In lieu of payment for participation in this great experiment, they were satisfied with strong feelings of social validation reinforced by mainstream media outlets, as they signed away all possibility of claiming liability in the case of injury or death (reports of which currently outnumber the cumulative reports of any and all vaccines ever administered for which there is record-keeping available).
This new class of drugs which they took so proudly and boastfully never actually had animal trial participants survive past year 2 or 3 as they eventually succumbed to the effects of Antibody-Dependent Enhancement ( archive.ph/qF31n ) and the typical "fact-check" sites at the time also could not provide any evidence of animal studies lasting more than 1 year in duration.
If jabbies are lucky, they now have a subscription-service immune system they will have to pay off for the rest of their lives to Pfizer/etc. who will sell them some patented anti-bloodclotting or immune support medication which counter-acts the spike protein injection they were initially tricked into taking.
In lieu of payment for participation in this great experiment, they were satisfied with strong feelings of social validation reinforced by mainstream media outlets, as they signed away all possibility of claiming liability in the case of injury or death (reports of which currently outnumber the cumulative reports of any and all vaccines ever administered for which there is record-keeping available).
This new class of drugs which they took so proudly and boastfully never actually had animal trial participants survive past year 2 or 3 as they eventually succumbed to the effects of Antibody-Dependent Enhancement ( archive.ph/qF31n ) and the typical "fact-check" sites at the time also could not provide any evidence of animal studies lasting more than 1 year in duration.
If jabbies are lucky, they now have a subscription-service immune system they will have to pay off for the rest of their lives to Pfizer/etc. who will sell them some patented anti-bloodclotting or immune support medication which counter-acts the spike protein injection they were initially tricked into taking.
by yuri_bezmenov October 11, 2021
Get the jabbie mug.Extremely cheap generic or store-brand instant Japanese noodles (usually sold for $0.50 or less per package) of inferior or questionable quality and/or flavor. Derived from the professional wrestling term "jobber" (a performer who is perpetually assigned to lose; a performer lacking in the skills or charisma needed to become a top talent, often relegated to wrestling in opening matches at the beginning of shows) and the Japanese word "ramen" (an adaptation of a Chinese phrase that means "pulled/stretched noodles").
After I was laid off during the dot-com crash, I lived on jobber ramen for six whole months.
What? You're eating Sapporo Ichiban? Lucky bastard...all I can afford right now is jobber ramen.
What? You're eating Sapporo Ichiban? Lucky bastard...all I can afford right now is jobber ramen.
by Sean Wilkinson January 27, 2003
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