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jewness

How well a Jew fits into the Jewish stereotype. Does not apply to anyone who is not not Jewish.
Stereotypes include:
Stinginess
High intelligence
having a stereotypical Jewish job (doctor, lawyer, salesperson)
Circumcised
Ahering to Jewish Custom
Practicing Judiasm.
Alec has very little Jewness as he barely practices Judaism, and is studying to become an engineer, instead of a doctor or a lawyer. He is a bit stingy though.
by OlegTheGreat December 20, 2008
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Sandler Jew

A person of Jewish Heritage that isn't very religious but has Jewish Blood.

Jews take pride I'm their bloodline, if your parents or close ancestors are Jewish you would be considered a Jew.

A close comparison would be a 'Jack Mormon'
Howard Stern, Adam Sandler, Harrison Ford and many others would be considered Sandler Jews.
by Goldst3in January 12, 2013
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electric jew

electric Jew

Slang name for a television set or television in general. The term refers to Jewish dominance of media corporations and therefore the movies, TV series, and advertising that is shown on TV.
Oh, I don't watch television anymore. Or as I call it the 'electric Jew'. There are only 280,000 Jews in the UK but most of them seem to have a job in the BBC. They recently sent a reporter to Greece to cover the Golden Dawn nationalist party...and he was a Jewish guy whose grandparents had fled the Nazis and escaped to England. Wouldn't that make his reporting biased? I mean, the UK Labor party elected a Marxist as their leader...but the BBC didn't send a descendent of the Romanov family as their correspondent to the party conference did they?
by june forysyth March 15, 2014
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Stew and the Jew

Whenever someone named Stewart is friends with someone who is Jewish they must be referred to as Stew and the Jew.
Guy: “There goes Stew and the Jew”
by S2artHall January 13, 2022
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Jew York

A clever name for the state or city of New York used as a dig on the Jews, due to its exceptionally large Jewish population?
I'm off on Thursday for some holiday whose name I can't pronounce. Yep, this is sumpin that only happens in Jew York.
by GuidoPosse69 February 2, 2005
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liquid jew

He had too much of the liquid jew yesterday.
by someonewhoreallyisme May 4, 2017
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My Jew Jew Game

basically My Jew Jew Game is My JuJu Game :troll:
Tom: It's me ya boy Tom from My JuJu Game
Jerry: ayo this game My Jew Jew Game discord server is pretty understaffed ngl
omnigus: :SADNESS:
Diavolo: :friendlysmile:
by omnigus June 14, 2021
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