Jeremy

The definition of 'Vanilla Face'. Origins unknown. Walks amongst us camouflaged with human skin which has been cut from babies.

Street name - Sexual Chocolate
e.g.

"What's up Jeremy?"

Or

"What's up Vanilla Face!?"

*NOTE*: Must be said in high pitch voice.
by i8mypenis July 01, 2010
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Technical type of gay sexual action involving 3 people, where 2 hold the victim in a particular manner and the third performs the act!
Today I jeremyed Ross and it was delightful
by fb2003 August 17, 2011
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Usually described as an asshole who goes around in grocery stores to specifically play a game where they masturbate on the people in line and try not to get caught.
Dude 1: Dude, whats that on your back?

Dude 2: I don't know, I'm afraid to touch it.

Dude 1: Did you go to the store by our house? Because there are a lot of Jeremys hanging out around there.
by el dudarino February 16, 2011
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A noun that white people can use in substitution for the N word. (Can also be shortened to “jer”)
What up ma jer?

It’s ma jeremy!
by Man pussy December 10, 2019
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Irish/ Decent

Jeremy, is very handsome beautiful smile that will make your heart melt, he has the most beautiful eyes that will touch your soul, but dont get caught up in his tears for you may drown in his emotions. He's very intelligent and very clever you will never know when he is poking fun of you but will laugh to himself, his affection is amazing like no other man can. His intuition he ignores, and pretends to not have phycic abilities. He may forget to shower for a couple days but he will never smell. He loves to cuddle and when nervous he bites his index finger. He loves to hoard and loves to yard sale, he over indulges and forgets to put what's more important first. He loses focus easily, because of his ADHD and has a man tantrum out of his own frustration. But he has a sense of humor that will have you cracking up on the FLOOR!!! He is a beautiful person and when he gives his full attention to you , appreciate it because the day you loose him you will never feel such a heart break like the one you will get from a Jeremy! He is a player and he will break your heart and many others hearts as well. As long as you don't take him for granted you will have a best friend forever.
Ex. You see his whore pants and his whore master card! LMFAO yeah that's Jeremy!
by Indigostargirl December 14, 2019
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He's the jerk you go on one date with and then you decide, "yeah this is a mistake". Then he gets pissed and feeds everyone lies.
person: "OMG did you hear what Jeremy said about you?!"
me: "yep"
by cinnamonroll123456789 March 09, 2020
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A weird dude w a great last name (Wiener) that likes to fuck teachers even though he's 14 years old
OMG he likes that teacher, must be a jeremy!
by jeffffffffffffff December 03, 2018
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