Jetish

A Jewish fetish. A desire to have sexual intercourse exclusively with members of the Jewish faith.

Debbie: Amanda is in the Kosher section of the grocery store again trying to pick up.

Glen: That girl's got the biggest Jetish.

by Jacob Abraham April 20, 2010

Jewish football

A sporting event in which the object of the game is to get "the quarter back".

I lost at Jewish Football...

by hahahahahahahahahaha January 17, 2008

jewish donut

See definition bagel.

Ezeekial likes to eat a jewish donut for breakfast.

by Andrew Stump September 6, 2005

jewish virgin

A female who does anal, oral, and just about everything else... with the exception of vaginal intercourse, so she can still claim to be a virgin on her wedding day.

"She has herpes, syphilis, and gonorrhea... but no kids."
"Oh, she must be a Jewish virgin!"

by Jesus Swallows November 26, 2006

new york jewish

The specific culture of a New York Jew is different from a regular New Yorker or a regular Jew. THey even have their own special accent, a raspy annoying Jewish/NYC accent.

Old Man: lives on bagels with lox and cream cheese. Works in the Diamond District.

Old Woman: Has florescent orange or some other unatural colored hair, and long clawlike red nails. Owns a lot of mink.

girl: spent $1000 chemically straightening her frizzy hair! Favors brands such as D&G and Juicy Couture.

These people can be found most prolifically in Brooklyn, the Diamond District in New York, and New Jersey.

Shoshannah is so New York Jewish she will slap you with a dill pickle if you piss her off.

by its ok im jewish too May 14, 2007

not Jewish

(not JEW-ish) adjective. the catch all phrase used between Yids to classify someone who is Catholic, Protestant, Baptist, Methodist, Athiest, Muslim, etc.

Rose: So, tell me about your lovely friend Sue.
Eugene: What's to tell?
Rose: Well, does she go to Beth Israel Temple?
Eugene: No. She's not Jewish.
Rose: Oy. My heart.

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

jewish butt sex

a type of anal sex in which two males (preferably jewish) order a prostitute and give her anal sex simultaneously; then get her so drunk she forgets to ask for money for the sex.

dude last night me and my friend gave a prostitute jewish butt sex!

by bob mchenry October 10, 2011