January 18th

Is the date a beautiful, person is born. A bad ass, that one person that is a Awesome Fighter, will stand for there best friend. Small Circle. Also the person that can take peoples boyfriends & girlfriends when ever they want. They be pulling people. Thick not to mention. Skinny,Get the attention,Bad and boujee. Nice/Mean. Pretty. Gorgeous. Can fight.

Boy1: Yoo who’s that thick lookin bae cutie?
Boy2: Her oh she that lil baddie

everyone’s talkin bout. the January 18th baddie

by Thick lil baddies July 17, 2019

January 26th

The day: On January 26th, It's bad bitch day. That's right. Get yourself and your bad ass friends out and PARTY!

The birthday: If you were born on this day, you are an Aquarius. Judging by the zodiac sign for this birthday (Aquarius) You're sweet yet sassy and tend to hide your true emotions. You get jealous easy and can be clingy. You are fashionable and have pretty eyes.

Girl: Hold up. You were born on January 26th?
Girl 2: Mhm...?
Girl: WOW! You must be a pretty bad bitch!

by Birthday Boo June 3, 2020

January 27

National relationship appreciation day

This day is to love and appreciate your relationship your in.spend this time hugging and kissing and show your partner how much they mean to you

January 27

Girlfriend: it's national relationship

appreciation day
Boyfriend:I can't wait to spend time with you

by Relationship advise- October 29, 2020

jerk job january

After No Nut November and Don't Dick December, Jerk Job January offers relief after 61 days of fasting from the act of masturbation.

I cannot take it anymore, Jerk Job January is the greates...ohohoh
*rub sounds can be heard*
ohhhhhhh

*61 splats occur simultaneously*

by SliceofJesus January 4, 2018

january 22

if you were born on this day, ur a crackhead and the funniest person ever. periodt.

McKenzie: “yo when were you born?”
Lilly: “January 22nd, why?”
McKenzie: “that explains a lot..”

by sad_kermit October 18, 2019

January Joiner

Someone who joins the gym in January as part of a New Year's resolution and by February is back to being a couch potato.

I can't get a treadmill until February because the January Joiners are all using them.

by Brent Michael January 15, 2006

January 8

January 8th the day a beautiful pretty funny but short person is born! They are very caring and is the best person in the world but nobody knows it. They are very fine and is barely ever single. They have a very good sense of humor and will always lighten up your day. Although they might be short, they start growing slowly but surely and get even prettier! They care about about their relationships so much they get jealous if they talk to someone else.I youre born on January 8th, you’re a real one!

“Omg youre so pretty! Is your birthday January 8th”
“I love my shorty she short but fine asl i wouldn’t give the world for this January 8th baby”
“These sentences are so weird but who cares it’s all about January 8th!

by yourmomscousin October 16, 2019