James

Also known as a goth lesbian, a James is literal piece of human garbage (dare to say he's even human). Not only do James's walk like they have horse cocks inside their asshole, but it's common to see a poster of James Charles in their room. You can expect a James to die in war zone within the first two minutes, and get nae nae'd in the Gulag. If your name is James, your parents must not like you much.

Dude why is James putting a pencil in his ass? We're in the middle of a test.

by Ponchoos April 19, 2020

James

When you ejaculate and get a cramp in your leg at the same time.

Totally had a James last night when banging that chick.

by GrumpySeal January 7, 2019

James

Someone who doesn’t like to take showers. He/she has to be forced to take one and constantly smells like hot dogs. He/she gets pleasure from eating the skin off of their fingers until there is permanent damage and draws blood. They constantly have 3-10 crusty bandages on.

That guy is gross, he must be James

by Homeless George November 19, 2018

James

A dumbass That doesn’t know the difference between Lex the club and the car dealership Lexus

“James where are you”
“I’m at Lexus club right now”

by Cumslayer69 February 3, 2019

James

Fucktard

James is a fucktard

by buddy222222222 February 16, 2018

the James

To smear mayonnaise over ones body in order to appeal to the other sex. It is usually done on video chat or facetime

Did you see John do the James last night on video chat

Yeah it was so sexy

by bolingollimbombo February 9, 2017

James

James tried getting his hair to look good but it failed

Yo did you see James the other day? He tried hard to get his hair to look good but failed

by Flame2125 January 22, 2018