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Jamaican Jumanji

This is a sexual act that involves two guys double-teaming one girl. One guy is getting oral while standing and the other is penetrating the girl from the back(doggy style). This is so the womans back is facing the sky and can be used as a flat surface for a boardgame. Then you and your friend can battle it out while double-teaming a hoochie mamma.
My friend Jon and I were playing battle ship while doing this hooker, it was the best Jamaican Jumanji i've ever had!
by Dsmith31 January 4, 2006
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Jamaican Ball Splash

Basically, your balls are so sweaty and smelly that you have no choice but to wash them to keep any remnants of dignity. Thing is, your only option is the sink in the public restroom. So you drop those shorts, flop your boys in, and proceed to splash them in a Jamaican-style fashion.
Question: I gotta pick up my girlfriend at the bus stop in 5 minutes and I still have this whore's crotch-scent on my balls! I don't even have time to shower! What do I do?

Answer: Jamaican Ball Splash!
by Sami_ballwash March 16, 2008
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Jamaican Dirt Sandwich

Made popular by Dean Blundell on The Dean Blundell Show

on 102.1 the Edge, in Toronto.

"It's when you get high with your girl, and your in a park somewhere doin' it, and there's dirt on the ground, and your down there, doin' (pussy licking noises) the thing, and you get a little dirt in there, IT'S THE JAMAICAN DIRT SANDWICH"

"Nah, the Jamaican Dirt Sandwich is bad because the grounds dirty right? And once you get a little dirt, it's not good."
"If I'm ever eating the Jamaican Dirt Sandwich in front of you, guaranteed one thing is for sure: We will both be VERY VERY DRUNK, and I wouldn't remember it"
by Scotty900 August 5, 2009
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jamaican handbag

A "Jamaican Handbag" is when you place a pile of shit inside a passed out person's pants so that when they awake they believe they've shat themselves.
Let's give that freshman a Jamaican handbag.
by Blam January 19, 2005
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jamaican smokehouse

sitting on a girls face with your dick in between her tits and her tongue on your asshole
I gave tiffany a jamaican smokehouse for her birthday.
by Buddy10 August 24, 2006
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The act of which the female taking part in sex pulls her left leg above her head while the male grabs her titties and thrusts many times to give her pleasure in the vagina.
Oh man, last night, my lady and i Upside Down Jamaican Monkey Fucked alot, and she is really flexible!
by Mark Carrk June 29, 2008
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Jamaican Brushfire

When you light up a doobie on some chicks untammed wilderness, take a few hits, then douse the inferno with your man milk.
Charles: I almost set off a three alarm fire at my apartment last night giving this chick a jamaican brushfire.
William: In what way do you get sexual gradification from that?
Charles: Fuck you William!
by Jakee B April 27, 2008
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