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Jade

A ugly girl who wants nothing but someone to care about her. She has no friends and feels lonely all the time. The guy she always likes, likes her ‘friend’ and always gets hurt. No one really likes her or cares about her. She a worthless piece of shit. That’s ugly
Oh my god jade is so ugly” says a girl “ oh I know like...”
by Blank_30 November 20, 2018
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Jade

The illiterate, word-producing, biracial butterfly from America's Next Top Model Cycle Six who receives more eye rolls than compliments on the runway from the judges. The most entertaining aspect of cycle six due to her arrogance and irrationality towards others.
Jade: Etcetera is spelled e-x-c-e-t-r-a.

The rumors of Jade's inability to pronounce and spell words is confirmed and can now be added to the list of hilarious things we love about her.
by Milkwasabadchoice August 17, 2006
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Jade

My girlfriends name, she’s sexy, cute you name it 😏
Me: jade is sexy and kind

Friend: uh ok?
by Pog :) June 3, 2021
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Jade

Normally a TikToker, loves to make jokes, always says "jk" and will always try to be loyal. Sometimes you will find her annoying but she doesn't mean to be rude or hurt anyone's feelings.
Jade is awesome, but I don't like it when she says "j.k."
by Barack Mobamba December 7, 2019
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Jade

Jade is a snake. She will tell your secrets even if she’s your friend. She won’t care if she hurts you and she’s a liar, you will be there for you but if you need her support she’ll never be there for you.
“Wow she’s so beautiful
Don’t even think about it, that’s a Jade.”
by Hu Tao ❤️‍🔥 September 29, 2021
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Jade

She is annoying toxic but looks nice at first she thinks she s the shit but actually she’s just a lil bitch
She’s so annoying she must be a jade
by Lolll420 November 22, 2021
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Jade

A girl with black hair and dark eyes. She can be a smartass but you get used to it.

A Jade can also be the sweetest person . She tries to help you but is the teachers pet and is pretty much everyone's favorite. She will beat you up if someone hurt her family and friends but she doesn't care if she gets in trouble.
Luke: Jade is so cool
Jane: Umm.. not really
by Emo_alice13 April 16, 2017
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