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jobby jab

When u fist someones arse then proceed to jab them with their shite on ur fist
Jonnys mum was cheeky so i to jobby jab her to keep her in place
by Ecktamine September 20, 2015
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jibber jabbed

Noun jib-er jab-bed. To mock, or make fun of an individual whom is dressed in extreme motor cycle gear. Usually tends to be living or around a desert. and must drive a baja style lifted ( only in the front colin) toyota tacome with fender flares all around. metal mulissha sticker possibly may adorn the rear window.
12:45 CHILLNHR: you straight Jibber Jabbed me...
by punching ghandi July 27, 2009
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jab rash

When the man has too quickly skipped through foreplay and tries to jab his erect penis repeated into a dry, very dry vagina; the only thing usually accomplished is a angry irritated vagina. The results of repeated invasion of an improperly lubricated vagina by an impatient erect penis.
One guy says to his buddy, "Hey man, did you score with that hot chick you took home last night?"
His buddy responds, "I think so, when I tried to hit it again this morning, she said she was suffering from "jab rash'."
by herumgirl November 23, 2013
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JAB

a definition meaning gay/ homosexual and can be substituded for the word at any time or place(to speak in code)
also can be used as JABBY which is the behavior of, or actions, or even the feeling of a gay person
Aaron is so JAB i swear i saw him giving head head behind McDonalds, but he is noe hallf as JABBY as Brittian...
by dawordspecialist July 26, 2007
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Did a jab

The human equivalent of using a condom then proceeding to reverse said condom and use it again
by Buttwig May 28, 2020
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Arizona Jab

That thing where a guy gets on all fours like a scorpion, then he chases the girl around trying to sting her with his dick.
“Man, you give your girl the Arizona Jab yet? My girl straight is poisoned from my pokey dick.”
by Beef Dunker August 28, 2021
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Flu Jab

When a man has sex with a woman with the intent of getting an STD to transfer to another woman, most often one who has been cheating on him previously.
"Shaniqua was fucking Daquan so I'm gonna give her a flu jab, where's that bitch with Syphilis?"
by IsopodCunt October 23, 2018
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