James 

He’s a dick who will leave you as soon as he meets somebody hotter don’t date him!!!

Gary: James is such a dick!
Xavier: I know he totally broke my sisters heart!

James by The lonely friend November 25, 2018

James 

A chipmunk who gets anally penetrated by his family and then proceeds to finger little children in the arse

Hey it’s that James
Fuck no don’t let him in a 20 mile radius of your kids he fucks them

Hey is that James

No he anally fucks your 3yr or below

James by Iain chen January 17, 2019

James 

James is the cringiest person you will ever meet. His jokes make no sense. He over uses memes so that the meme isn't funny to you anymore. Don't ever make an inside joke with a James. If you do he will over use that inside joke. He will say it repeatedly when it is neither relevant nor funny. You don't want to make friends with a James. He will annoy you until he dies.

MOTHERFUCKING JAMES WONT STOP IT WITH THE MEMES! JAMES JUST GO AND DIE!

James by not_the_real_def June 7, 2018

James 

James is literally so cool and such a god like legit hes a god

Why?
Cause

E

Jack:Yo James

James: I am literally a god

James by Hitler was correct in 1943 February 28, 2021

James 

A cool friend. But if he's American, he's definitely a lazy fat shit. Still a cool friend though.

"He's morbidly obese, but looks chill. Probably a James."

James by Brudenoodle December 9, 2018

James 

A Bread Collector one who will be known as one for life and really enjoys doing it. If you know a James you should Go Bread Collecting with him he would enjoy it

Hey James wanna go Bread Collecting tomorrow

James by Bread collecter123 March 12, 2020

James 

Bond

“James, James Bond”

James by doyoulikecommitingwarcrimes? February 26, 2021