Jago

Noun. A great pain in ones rectum.

For example caused by hemoroids, heavy duty buttsex, rape, or an abousing father.
A matter of course is that the victim becomses handicapped and is unable to run, sit, climb, having more hardcore buttsex, and bicycling.

"Damn I fell on a rock yesteday and now my anus is in excrusiating pain!"
"Holy fuck - I think you've got yourself a Jago"

by Juggernaut hoo-ha July 9, 2009

Jahoseafed

Means to whos doing your mum

Lukes Jahoseafed nicks mum

by Nutty September 18, 2003

jagoindawitz

a prank played on a girl when a piece of foul cheese is inserted into her panties making a foul odor emerge from her genitals causing all her friends to be like "yo gurl, your cooch is kickin'"

Let's jagoindawitz Ethel after she falls asleep later at the totally hoppin' sleep over we're havin, yall!

by muhhhfugga May 13, 2005

Jahosaphat

A jahosaphat is a liar, ut newbie and posses a small penis.

Jahosaphat stands for Jaho-is-phat
Jahomo-is-phat/ Jahomo-is-phag.

This jaho is a jahosaphat.

by Justin Woods January 29, 2004

Janostril

A girl who is obnoxious, ugly, and rather resembles a horse. She gallops ungracefully. Her nostrils are large enough to suck up the universe.

Here comes Janostril, hair flowing in the breeze.... ew.

by TAGGLESxo June 7, 2007

jagsalot

One who jags alot

one who continuously acts like a jag/jagger

ooo look at that guy, he's a big jagger

Here comes Sir Jagsalot, i wonder how big of a jag he'll be today.

by Mr Jagsalot January 9, 2008

jagooted

to get owned ,or to poke,pwned,Being embarrased,etc the list goes on(can also be used in replace of duhh or just to make a random noice)

origins-someone from pi chapter

person1-i got a 40 on my test
person2-you got jagooted

last night i jagooted this girl

person1-hi man shut up
peson2-no jagoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot

by the number 1 stunna January 11, 2009