Like a jackass in a hailstorm

Being in an undesireable situation over which you have no control. You just have to endure or take it.

I MUST attend my boss's daughter's wedding - Sigh. I feel like a jackass in a hailstorm!

by winn98 September 4, 2009

Don't jackass the thing

Dont jackass the thing-Uncle Rowley

Rowley said don't jackass the thing.

by Kdinoo_ August 19, 2021

jackass o' clock

time to be a jackass

i'm gonna eat my dads shit

by Robin February 6, 2005

lumber jackass

anyone who chops wood all day then cooks the cock on a huge white-hot diesel fire while camping

Zack your a lumber jackass...whats cookin'?

by Yeti60 November 1, 2009

jackass of all trades

someone who is good at what he attempts but is conceited and arrogant about his own skills

Yea, Nathan is a jackass of all trades. He passed both his tests, and rubbed it in my face.

by Faggle October 26, 2007

jackass o' clock

Any time!!!

Tom: What time is it.
Me: Jackass o' clock

by Jackass O' Clock September 17, 2003

Ball bearing jackass

Another term for a motorcycle. Mainly a blue collar and or redneck term, although the two are not synonymous. You will hear this term most often said in regard to a chopper or bobber.

Clint: Hey man, gonna ride the ball bearing jackass to school today?

Ed: Nah, that'd be a death wish today with how slick the roads are.

by Travesty360 March 4, 2017