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Austrailian Jack Hammer

When you're in the middle of having some wayward port riding you and you grab her by the shoulder to pull her down allowing you to utilize the mattress providing more force as you proceed to beat that pussy up like a cheap steak.
The other night I had this thot riding my cock when I decided to introduce her to the Austrailian Jack Hammer!!! Turned that moaner into a screamer!
by Dildo Dan April 16, 2015
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jack hammer

A very agressive way of fucking, using long strides with a very fast tempo.
While I was giving her the jack hammer, you could hear a "slap slap" sound through the entire house.
by T. Lux. April 28, 2003
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jackhammering

A sex position that near no woman likes. Like literally zero. MEN, read that last sentence again. And if you feel triggered I would urge you to look at the fact that maybe your ego is being hurt right now because instead of doing proper research you just went off some porn hub shit. Lookup a women's life website like cosmo... now THERE'S what women want in their sex articles. But since you probably won't because you're going to pass this off as just one woman's opinion let me share a fact. ONLY 1/4 women orgasm from penetration alone, let alone you treating their sacred heavenly space as something to be literally destroyed with the god-forsaken jackhammer move of yours. JUST DONT.

Also if for some reason you also incorporate this into your hand actions when fingering something, especially if your fucking fingernails are not cut, I speak for all women when I say you are SATAN and we despise you. GO FOR THE CLIT YOU DIPWADS.

Sincerely,

Representative of the Vajayjay support group
Callie: I swear to god, the next man that tries jackhammering me thinking he's doing something is going to get it bit off.

Mike: Man last night I started jackhammering her with my fingers and she screamed asking if I was trying to claw her inside out

Dan: Jesus Christ with the look of those long-ass nails looks like you fucking were. Besssssides its the clit you want to pay ALL of the attention to dumbass.
by your vajayjay queen May 5, 2021
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jackhammering

when a man is having sex really fast like when jacking off hence jackhammer.
he was going so fast, he just kept jackhammering Me. it is not fun Having sex with him
by ooma90 January 5, 2008
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Jerkhammer

Name of a Dwarf Hunter on the US World of Warcraft server Gorgonnash. Named for Heavy Metal enthusiasts love of Fantasy, overall rudeness, and not in any way a reference to forcing men to deficate in his presence.
Jerkhammer casts Tranquilzing Shot on Chromaggus.
by Oscillator September 30, 2006
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Alaskan jack hammer

When a girl is on one side of a room with her legs spread and a guy on the other side of the room, takes aim, and runs.
by big nasty sucka January 17, 2009
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Ball-Jackhammeritous

The tendency to bounce on one's own balls with their butt at the speed of a jackhammer.
Me: WOOOHOOOOHOoHOOHooO
Peter: Whats wrong with him?
John: He's got Ball-Jackhammeritous, he can't help it.
by Awesome_Sauce01 March 2, 2022
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