This isnt where i parked my car

A phrase commonly used to get out of an awkward situation.

Cooper walks in on drakes mom, cooper says this isnt where i parked my car.

by THUMP3R May 27, 2010

init

Shorthand for "Isn't it" or "ain't it"

I have two words for you:


Keep It real


==That's three words!==


Nah, i' ain't, coz it ain't a real wurd, it iz short for 'init'... init?


Ali Gumba 'INDAHOUSE'

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

Initial Downing

When your boner starts to go away and its stuck in that annoying stage between hard and soft but its still huge.

Not at all good for sex or masturbating.

Damn, I was just jacking off and it took to long and now its started the initial downing, theres nothing I can do now!

by JacobBitch! January 20, 2009

Initifi

initifi - adverb
a twitch streamer who is officially the shortest twitch streamer in history
at an average height of 0"69
he streams games such as minecraft and bayblades
he is a wholesome male who rules the galaxy being there shortest leader

"Have you seen initifi?"

"No he's too small to see"

by yourmomlololololsimp September 9, 2020

Gay Initiation

It's when someone gives another person the ultimate gay shit test. It's to see if the person claiming to be gay, is in fact a true gay, or just pretending to be gay because he wants to fit in with the popular crowd. The one claiming to be gay lies down on his back on the floor, & the other person of any gender or sexual preference pulls down their pants & squats down over the gay-claiming guy's face, & takes a massive scat right on his face. You know he passed the gay initiation when you see him embrace your shit with complete acceptance & joy. Gays are so use to touching other guys shit when wiping it off of their penis after they penetrated the guys anus. A fake gay will either cry, or beg you to stop.

Guy 1: "Hey Joe, who's that new guy showing up in our bath house? Do you think he's one of us, or just a poser?"
Guy 2: "Not sure. Let's give him the gay initiation to be sure."

by blasphemyislove July 12, 2020

sick fam init

when someone is telling you somthing and you want to act like you know but you dont actualy give a 2 flying fucks.

Person 1: did you know that blah blah blah blah blah blah
Person 2: sick fam init

by erictequila March 11, 2017

I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants

A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.

<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003