Internetamine

Sharing the same family as methamphetamine and other highly addictive drugs, internetamine acts by increasing levels of norepinephrine, serotonin, and dopamine in the brain while at the same time drastically reducing physical activity in the user. Commonly found in every American household and spreading throughout the world at an alarming rate.

Dude, I am heading back to detox again. I can't Just Say No to the Internetamine. It is everywhere I turn and everyone is doing it.

by El Dollar October 7, 2008

internet justice

Mob justice delivered over the internet, by informing the masses of how much of a sick fuck someone is.

4chan obtained internet justice by tracking down the cat abusers and pushing to have them arrested.

by bloodchills February 19, 2009

Internet Monet

When you see someone's profile picture thumbnail and you think they're OK, but when you click on it, it's a big old mess. Named after the artist Monet, whose paintings were nice from far away, but jacked up looking up close.

I thought this heina would be fine, but when I opened up her facebook page, she turned out to be an Internet Monet, cause her close up was fug!

by SkyOfAmethyst August 10, 2010

International Walk of Shame

Spending 10+ hours travelling back from a week long transatlantic booty call... sitting on one of those little haemorrhoid do-nuts cos you're so sore economy seating just won't cut it.....

Look at that poor girl in the seat opposite, she walked on to the plane like John Wayne trailing two suitcases behind her... must be doing the ol' international walk of shame!

by 10pounds of yorkshire beef January 5, 2011

Internet

A place where kids go and never grow up.

Little johny has been on the Internet for 7 years now, he's 17 and acts like a 10 year old.

by noobkiller55 September 6, 2012

International taco fortnight

International taco fortnight originated around 2012 in the Monterey Bay Area of California and is an annual festive event to celebrate tacos and Mexican cuisine in general, lasting one fortnight (or longer if desired). One is encouraged, but not required, to consume tacos on a daily basis for the duration of this event. Documenting your activities relating to this event on video or otherwise is encouraged, however frowned upon by some as "yet another image of food". The exact date of this event fluctuates and typically is announced a few weeks ahead of time.

I just ate three whole cheese tacos to celebrate international taco fortnight and now I feel sick.

by Xantipe January 27, 2018

International Coochie Day

August 28th is International Coochie Day. Ok that day everyone has to take a moment and eat a coochie like a key lime pie. After, have a moment of silence for all the coochie chasers who never got their coochie.

1: “Hey, today is International Coochie Day!”
2: “Oh yeah, I gotta go eat some coochie.”
1: “Me too”

by Anotheruselessaccount August 27, 2018