A virus with the characteristics of being (a) fake as your mother in laws tiddys (b) as big as the mask it will take to cover Derek's triple chins and nose at the same time deeming it effective and (c) as contagious as Wade's bullshit
Derek has federal state viral respiratory infection (fsvri), at least his imagination works- too bad he doesn't.
by 69kisses January 5, 2020
Get the Federal state viral respiratory infectionmug. An infection. There is something wrong and it is not psychological. It isn't my fucking work ethic. It isn't my dirty room Jordan. I can tell the difference between my own mind and the retards around me saying shit to annoy me.
Hym "It's a fucking infection. It got worse 1 and a half maybe 2 years ago. Has nothing to do with anything I'm saying about your piece of shit kids. If you weren't being treated like the only class of people in society that matter we wouldn't be having this 'you watching me get stalked and harassed' make them leave me alone or I will not leave your kids alone and I don't give a fuck if I will go to jail for it."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
Get the Infectionmug. Basically MLP fans or just people who really like making unsettling things made this. I think the first one was the smile disease? Idk look it up. Basically you create an AU of MLP where some stupid pony makes an infection/disease/corruption. You show slideshows of the ponies (mostly the main cast) stats and what they have on. Could be rarity is going insane, she looks dirty, but she’s healthy. It shows stages, stage one of infection stage 2 stage 3 on and on until the pony isn’t itself anymore. People also add in other peoples fanmade ponies and it’s rlly cool. If you’re ever interested in watching them find it on yt and start on people reviewing an already made infection. If you wanna make them just do the most terrifying gory things you can think of. So yeah, moral of the story just an MLP AU that involves a super crazy and high detail infection/disease/corruption that someone who probably likes Creepypasta made. Hope this helps :3
by Corncheese May 19, 2024
Get the MLP infection AUmug. A disease that you get after seeing characters turned into cats/other animals. Symptoms may include:
-making weird sounds in public
-using emoticons like "UwU" in text
-erratic behavior
It pretty much never leaves your mind, and it shatters your brain cells one by one until you get it forever
The only way to cure it: erasing it from your mind by avoiding all reminders of it
-making weird sounds in public
-using emoticons like "UwU" in text
-erratic behavior
It pretty much never leaves your mind, and it shatters your brain cells one by one until you get it forever
The only way to cure it: erasing it from your mind by avoiding all reminders of it
by Backroomsguy111 February 26, 2023
Get the The chan infectionmug. "Bad Beat Infection" is an alternate term for "Breakthrough Infection".
CNN's Dr. Sanja Gupta laments that the term "breakthrough infection is NOT "...the right phrase. To me, it doesn't seem nuanced enough to describe what's going on; it only serves to alarm those of us who are already vaccinated, and potentially discourage those who are hesitant."
Consequently, "Bad Beat Infection" is better because it refers to the poker term "Bad Beat". A bad beat is when you have very strong odds in your favor but still get unlucky. it's important to recognize that proper medical vaccines put the odds strongly in your favor and that without them thousands/millions more would die.
CNN's Dr. Sanja Gupta laments that the term "breakthrough infection is NOT "...the right phrase. To me, it doesn't seem nuanced enough to describe what's going on; it only serves to alarm those of us who are already vaccinated, and potentially discourage those who are hesitant."
Consequently, "Bad Beat Infection" is better because it refers to the poker term "Bad Beat". A bad beat is when you have very strong odds in your favor but still get unlucky. it's important to recognize that proper medical vaccines put the odds strongly in your favor and that without them thousands/millions more would die.
"He's fully vaccinated but he was in the tiny percentage that got a bad beat infection. Fortunately, he's OK thanks to the vaccines."
by Trinity Mind August 12, 2021
Get the Bad Beat Infectionmug. Staph Infection could cause a mass Staph exodus from the workplace. Usually “patient 0” distributes this disease through mass condescension. Their ability to demotivate staff is unprecedented. The only way to get rid of a staph infection is to highlight their inability to deliver an outcome.
Ronald Maso was telling Tony how trivial his work would be in a condescending way. We could see that this was demotivating and impacting all Staph. Clearly we had a Staph Infection
by Skel July 4, 2024
Get the Staph Infectionmug. "Hell" on earth. Slithers through life "filandering" middle aged men "greyer" one who has some "L00t L00t". These females are often mistaken as vermin and although they seem nice at first glance, they really are the most fowl of all life forms that have ever been shaped on this glorious planet. The Persona is a stable hardworking "single" mother who is going through a rough break up with her "addict" "abusive" "controlling" bf.
This creature if you will even call it that after the "malicious" and "Rancid" Plotted out pranks and stunts she pulls usually ends up with her "garments" on the floor or left whoever she decided to drop them. She pretends she isn't usually like this while being very convincing she should get a "Juno" hence "preg" all the time to "lactate" and "manipulate" her way through any mans hard worked for "reputation" and "CLOUT"... She usually likes to play "mom" sometimes for the camera, but in fact she is nothing but a "blackhat" "blackhearted" "malevolent" "Shinook" that carries "clap".
"spam" in your inbox, she will try and coordinate other long planned malacious attacks against you and your reputation, social following/family. Then she may try and incriminate you with false crimes that start small. Over time you end up developing a record and often find yourself "isolated" sometimes having to be incarcerated or "medicated" "Her claws" leave only "lateral" muscle fibers. The fake "nails" are an indicator of her "authenticity"
A "hack" = "Neo" "PRIDE"
This creature if you will even call it that after the "malicious" and "Rancid" Plotted out pranks and stunts she pulls usually ends up with her "garments" on the floor or left whoever she decided to drop them. She pretends she isn't usually like this while being very convincing she should get a "Juno" hence "preg" all the time to "lactate" and "manipulate" her way through any mans hard worked for "reputation" and "CLOUT"... She usually likes to play "mom" sometimes for the camera, but in fact she is nothing but a "blackhat" "blackhearted" "malevolent" "Shinook" that carries "clap".
"spam" in your inbox, she will try and coordinate other long planned malacious attacks against you and your reputation, social following/family. Then she may try and incriminate you with false crimes that start small. Over time you end up developing a record and often find yourself "isolated" sometimes having to be incarcerated or "medicated" "Her claws" leave only "lateral" muscle fibers. The fake "nails" are an indicator of her "authenticity"
A "hack" = "Neo" "PRIDE"
Picasso's Infected Spawn- A.k.A- PIS is an acronym for a female who is such a fucking chicken shit to at least look that person she "loved" oh so much in the face and tell them why. Why things happened the way they did and "why" did you do that to le"uno"....
by The-Raw-Dog-N-Bail August 28, 2022
Get the Picasso's Infected Spawnmug.