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Jungle Toe

When your second toe is significantly longer than your big toe.
Person 1: I saw Sandy wearing flip flops the other day, and that girl has some serious Jungle Toe!

Person 2: I'm trying to eat, you asshole. I don't want to hear about Sandy's freakish feet!
by Johnny5ive August 4, 2011
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jungle bush

Extremely large amounts of pubes in the vag region
Torrez had the worst case of jungle bush I have ever seen. It looked like she had Buckwheat in a scissor head lock.
by FuckherIdid and Itsucked June 6, 2005
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Jungle Fever

An inter-racial relationship, namely between a white person and a black person.
John has jungle fever, can get enough of that black pussy.
by kane April 27, 2003
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Anal Jungle

A really, REALLY hairy ass crack. Some animals can be found inside. A Red balloon may be hard to pull off
I have a date on Friday, and she might not appreciate my anal jungle. I guess I'll shave it
by The Herb and Company October 5, 2004
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The Jungle Book

Sex position where you whisper to yo girl's ear, "Trust in me."
Then proceed to slowly shove Rudyard Kipling's classic novel The Jungle Book down your hoe's hairy penis-pocket.
While sliding Rudyard Kipling's masterpiece, hum "The Bare Necessities" to arouse her.
When the book is halfway down there, proceed to light the outer half on fire.
Then scream "Behold the Red Flower!"
Now, pull out your Kaa, your Black Panther, your Gigantopithecus, or whatever you call your weiner and kill the fire with your piss.

Then normally fuck her.
After that wait for your man-cub to develop in her.

Then you're done.
"Do you prefer The Jungle Book be done by Jon Favreau or Andy Serkis?"
"I prefer it be done by Walt Disney."
by Smitemegodpleasesmiteme November 13, 2019
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jungle nug

1.Really dank weed. Used to describe the potency of the marijuana.

2.Weed so wild it must have come out of the jungle.
1. Yo, I just got some crazy jungle nug! Let's get stinky!

2. Where'd you get that weed? The jungle?
by Lanc Lanc Kush January 10, 2009
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Jungle Walk

Jungle walking is the form of squatting on the floor, and walking quickly around while smiling creepily at the audience who will be obviously viewing you.
Check out Uncle Bill doing the Jungle Walk! But how did he get out of the vent....
by KiaraCera December 12, 2010
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