Morning Show

Will bore the shit out of you

Im watching the morning show

by shmoopersdoopers December 2, 2016

Morning Riser

Another way to identify morning wood, or an erection men may experience upon waking.

Old Lawrence woke up with a morning riser, in defiance of God's will.

by Turdferguson October 8, 2015

Morning Doubt

1)Waking up first thing in the Morning and Seriously Doubting you'll amount to anything !
2)Waking up first thing in the Morning and can in no way Envision Achieving any of the Goals you have set for Yourself !

Oh man, I've got a bad case of morning doubt, I should just stay in bed or get really drunk !

by TheBumOfQueens April 19, 2009

morning wood

Your dicks way of saying "Hey, you've ignored me for 8 hours, now i'm going to make you piss all over your feet"

I got morning wood, and mom didn't see it, so she gave me a hug and got a suprise.

by Dirty-Dirty February 17, 2006

Morning Fist

That weak feeling in the hands when you first wake up in the morning, where you can't even make a fist.

Wife: Can you give me a backrub?

Husband: I would, but I totally have morning fist.

by Rock3ebChick March 6, 2009

white morning

A morning with freshly falling or fallened snow on the ground, especially if it fully covers the pavement.

EXAMPLE: Looks like were gonna have a white morning in the morning. I hope not, cause I love the warm weather only.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant February 2, 2010

Morning Grip

When you wake up early and you can't grip anything.

I had morning grip when i tried to pick up the ketchup, and i dropped it.

by Benjo November 10, 2002